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Public Fight Report Match Monday, October 26, 2020 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. +Schumer pops Straw with a quick left to the eye. ... ... Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Schumer belts Straw with a barrage of strong blows to the face. Schumer lands a ferocious blow to the head and Straw bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Charles Schumer wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Schumer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose. Charles Schumer wins by a knockout!