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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, October 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of quick punches to the jaw!!
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+Lights staggers Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick shots to the jaw. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Lights with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of light combinations to the face.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lights thumps Dorkness 5 with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Lights annoys Dorkness 5 with a wild uppercut to the face. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lights grazes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
Lights lands a tremendous haymaker and Dorkness 5 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lights pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of shots to the face!
Lights lands a resounding hook and Dorkness 5's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Lights with a volley of strong combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick blow to the temple and Lights falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!