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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Eldrazi Conscription by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, July 2, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Eldrazi Conscription!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription throws a series of shots to the temple.
Conscription lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Tutu! staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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FIVE
Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! rocks Conscription with a wild roundhouse to the chest!
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Conscription ties him up.
+Conscription smashes Tutu! with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu! takes charge with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs. Conscription sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Tutu! lands a decisive right cross to the jaw and Conscription is knocked out of the ring!!

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SEVEN
Conscription struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Conscription throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Tutu! tattoos Conscription with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription tries to land a pair of shots to the nose, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
+Conscription annoys Tutu! with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
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+Tutu! pops Conscription with a nasty jab to the chest.
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+Conscription thumps Tutu! with a flurry of shots to the face. Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Conscription scores with a barrage of shots to the chin.
Conscription lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Tutu! goes over backwards!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a commanding sweeping right to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 35 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 10 of 23 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

Eldrazi Conscription is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Conscription looks exhausted.



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Tutu! steps aside.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription lunges with a series of right shots to the chest, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Conscription paws a series of punches to the chest, but Tutu! steps aside.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Tutu! escapes.
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+Conscription thumps Tutu! with a pair of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! tosses a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! punches Conscription with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach. Tutu! is raining blows! Conscription seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Conscription can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a technical knockout!