Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Arthur "Fish" Treacher defeated Stupid Moron by unanimous decision: 114-113, 115-112, 115-111.Match Wednesday, April 26, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Arthur "Fish" Treacher!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Stupid Moron!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Moron pops Fish with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Fish throws a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Moron tries to land a jab to the temple, but Fish quickly backs away.
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+Moron hurts Fish with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Fish laughs!
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+Fish wallops Moron with a volley of vicious combinations to the chest.
+Fish hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus!!
+Fish stuns Moron with a volley of combinations to the stomach. Moron beats a hasty retreat.
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-Fish attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Moron deftly avoits it.
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+Moron nails Fish with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. Fish doesn't seem bothered.
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+Moron fires a series of punches to the temple.
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-Fish tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Moron quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 16 of 33 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 26 of 32 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 10-9
Fish doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Fish attempts a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Moron quickly backs away.
+Fish fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Fish tries a right roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
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+Fish connects with a volley of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Moron solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Moron throws a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Moron smacks Fish with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Fish tries a series of left combinations to the chest, but Moron ducks.
-Moron lashes out with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Fish ducks.
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+Moron catches Fish with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 15 of 33 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 25 of 32 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Fish doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Moron fires a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Fish pops Moron with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Moron fires a pair of solid combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Moron whacks Fish with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Moron tosses a barrage of off balance combinations to the chin. Fish hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Fish tattoos Moron with a furious jab to the chest. Moron laughs!
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-Moron attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Fish probes with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Fish connects with a pair of nasty combinations to the chest.
+Moron wallops Fish with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach!
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+Moron annoys Fish with a pair of furious combinations to the head.
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-Fish probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 15 of 32 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 39 of 49 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 29-28
Fish doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Moron takes charge with a series of glancing punches to the chest! Fish sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Moron nails Fish with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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+Moron whacks Fish with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Moron fires a volley of furious punches to the jaw!!
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-Fish probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Moron backs out of it.
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+Moron grazes Fish with a cross to the nose!
-Fish lashes out with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Moron stays away from it.
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+Fish stuns Moron with a series of loud blows to the chest!
-Fish tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Moron smashes Fish with a volley of punches to the mouth. Fish quickly recovers.
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-Moron tries a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Fish rocks Moron with a barrage of off balance combinations to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 16 of 33 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 37 of 47 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 39-37
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Moron probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Moron backs up Fish with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Fish throws a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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-Moron probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Fish attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Fish thumps Moron with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Moron fires a nasty jab to the head.
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+Moron strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest. Fish asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Fish tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs. Moron grimaces in pain.
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+Moron attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Moron suprises Fish with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Moron throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Moron pops Fish with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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-Moron attempts a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but misses.
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-Fish paws a series of combinations to the ribs, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
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+Moron connects with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 16 of 30 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 53 of 65 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 49-46
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Moron hurts Fish with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Moron tattoos Fish with a series of furious punches to the head. Fish retreats to the far corner.
+Fish solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach!!
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+Moron hurts Fish with a roundhouse to the jaw!
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-Fish throws a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Fish stuns Moron with a jab to the ribs.
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-Moron attempts a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Moron attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Fish drills Moron with a pair of commanding combinations to the ribs.
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-Fish attempts a right straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 16 of 28 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 22 of 31 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 58-56
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron fights inside. (inside)
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-Moron attempts a pair of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
+Moron annoys Fish with a series of shots to the mouth! Fish is hurt!
+Moron tags Fish with a series of stinging blows to the jaw. Fish ignores it.
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+Moron hits Fish with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
+Moron hits with a pair of powerful blows to the nose!
+Fish suprises Moron with a right to the chin.
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+Fish scores with a series of off balance combinations to the face.
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+Fish pummels Moron with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Moron shakes his head to clear it.
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-Moron charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Fish blocks.
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-Moron lunges with a left hook to the head, but to no avail.
+Fish suprises Moron with a light cross to the chin.
+Fish takes charge with a loud straight right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 29 of 29 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 21 of 40 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 67-66
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Moron hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Moron probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Fish lands a pair of solid combinations to the stomach.
+Moron takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Fish throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Moron quickly backs away.
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+Fish grazes Moron with a combination to the stomach.
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+Moron hits Fish with a straight right to the chin.
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+Fish throws a furious combination to the temple.
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+Moron jars Fish with a series of heavy punches to the nose. Fish covers up.
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+Moron takes charge with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Moron lashes out with a volley of blows to the eye, but Fish takes it in the forearms.
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-Fish probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Moron lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Moron lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Fish beats a hasty retreat.
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+Moron punches Fish with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Fish nails Moron with a volley of shots to the nose. Moron doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 21 of 32 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 36 of 62 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 77-75
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Moron catches Fish with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Moron attempts a series of punches to the face, but Fish deftly avoits it.
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-Moron tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but Fish leaps aside.
-Moron launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Fish takes it in the forearms.
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+Moron throws a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Moron grazes Fish with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Fish throws a series of glancing punches to the jaw. Moron seems wobbly!
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+Fish solidly lands a jab to the ribs.
-Moron attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Moron attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Moron attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Fish ducks.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the mouth.
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+Moron tags Fish with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Fish covers up.
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-Fish fires a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Moron fires a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
+Fish pummels Moron with a flurry of nice combinations to the jaw.
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+Fish tosses a barrage of punches to the face!
+Moron clocks Fish with a pair of light punches to the chest. Fish sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Moron hammers Fish with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Fish sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Fish annoys Moron with a pair of furious combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 22 of 30 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 34 of 62 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 87-84
Fish doesn't even want to rest!
Moron is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron fights inside. (inside)
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-Moron throws a hook to the eye, but goes wide.
-Moron launches a series of blows to the nose, but Fish ducks just in time.
+Moron hits with a quick cross to the temple.
+Moron wallops Fish with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. Fish sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Fish grazes Moron with a pair of combinations to the mouth. Moron covers up.
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-Moron attacks with a volley of left combinations to the face, but misses.
+Fish shakes Moron with a powerful jab to the mouth.
+Fish lands a flurry of vicious combinations to the nose.
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+Moron connects with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
-Moron paws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Fish blocks.
+Fish lands a barrage of vicious combinations to the stomach. Moron doesn't seem bothered.
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+Fish attacks with a volley of furious combinations to the jaw.
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+Fish grazes Moron with a cross to the temple. Moron asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 31 of 31 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 18 of 40 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 96-94
Fish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Moron is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Fish hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Moron gets mad!
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-Moron throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Moron attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Fish suprises Moron with a series of combinations to the jaw!!
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+Moron throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Moron strikes with a volley of furious punches to the head!!
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-Moron launches a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Moron fires a right straight right to the ribs, but Fish ducks.
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-Fish throws a series of right combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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-Fish attacks with a pair of left combinations to the chin, but Moron narrowly avoids it
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-Moron fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Moron attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Moron throws a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Moron paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Fish covers himself well.
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-Moron attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Fish takes it in the forearms.
+Moron hammers Fish with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Fish covers up.
+Moron connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Fish lands a barrage of punches to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 23 of 32 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 26 of 61 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-9
Stupid Moron is winning the fight 105-104
Fish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Moron is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Fish tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Moron fights inside. (inside)
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+Fish nails Moron with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Fish hits with a pair of punches to the face. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Moron hits with Fish with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Fish wakes up the fans with a series of stiff combinations to the chin.
Fish lands a cruel hook and Moron bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Moron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Fish tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
Fish lands a devestating right haymaker and Moron is knocked out of the ring!!
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Moron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Moron launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Fish stays away from it.
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+Moron fires a barrage of mean blows to the jaw.
+Moron belts Fish with a volley of stiff blows to the temple.
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+Moron tosses a series of punches to the chin.
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-Moron fires a pair of right blows to the temple, but Fish steps aside and laughs.
+Fish strikes with a series of punches to the nose.
+Moron connects with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Fish ignores it.
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+Fish takes charge with a series of mean combinations to the head.
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+Fish annoys Moron with a pair of nasty combinations to the eye! Moron sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Fish fires a flurry of loud combinations to the temple.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arthur "Fish" Treacher landed 30 of 30 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 9 of 34 punches.
Arthur "Fish" Treacher won the round 10-7
Arthur "Fish" Treacher is winning the fight 114-112
Fish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Moron looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 7: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 10: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 11: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 12: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-7
Total Score: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 2: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 7: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 11: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 12: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-7
Total Score: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 115-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 2: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 7: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 10: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 11: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-9
Round 12: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 10-7
Total Score: Arthur "Fish" Treacher 115-111
Arthur "Fish" Treacher wins by decision!
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