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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, April 15, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of punches to the chin.
+Lights solidly lands a flurry of solid shots to the head! Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 punches Lights with a barrage of loud shots to the head.
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+Lights throws a pair of wild blows to the mouth.
+Lights annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of strong blows to the face.
Lights lands a thundering punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 collapses!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Lights with a barrage of shots to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a ferocious left uppercut and Lights collapses!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Lights thumps Dorkness 5 with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Lights tosses a pair of quick shots to the face! Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
Lights lands a crashing right hook and Dorkness 5 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lights hits with a flurry of solid blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Lights with a barrage of quick blows to the head!
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+Lights lands a pair of combinations to the jaw!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Lights with a pair of combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of mean combinations to the chin!
Dorkness 5 lands a terrific hook and Lights goes over backwards!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 scores with Lights with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 smacks Lights with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Lights with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Lights's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!