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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, April 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lights hits with a vicious uppercut to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Lights with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 5 staggers Lights with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a combination to the jaw.
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+Lights suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Lights with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel left uppercut and Lights's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of nasty combinations to the eye!
Dorkness 5 lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Lights goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!