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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, March 18, 2020 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Lights connects with a pair of punches to the chin. ... +Dorkness 5 rocks Lights with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning! +Lights smashes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of heavy combinations to the temple! Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of stinging combinations to the head. Lights sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Lights hits Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the face. Lights lands a resounding left hook and Dorkness 5 drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +Dorkness 5 pokes Lights with a volley of light punches to the jaw. Lights is hurt! ... ... +Dorkness 5 wallops Lights with a series of mean shots to the face. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of light punches to the head. Dorkness 5 lands a mighty blow to the head and Lights's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!