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(Welterweight) Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by split decision: 114-115, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, December 26, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of solid punches to the stomach!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of painful punches to the chin. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu!! connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Tutu!! lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach!
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Tutu!! with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! scores with a straight right to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Tutu!! with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest!
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the stomach. Tutu!! covers up.
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-Tutu!! throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a right jab to the temple, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Tutu!! belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+Tutu!! strikes with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Tutu!! with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 23 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a right jab to the head, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a jab to the solar plexus. Tutu!! is hurt!
+Tutu!! grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 24 of 42 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 29-28


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu!! tries to land a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu!! tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! tosses a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! steps aside.
+Tutu!! grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a loud jab to the chin.
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+Tutu!! grazes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the chest. Tutu!! ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the chest. Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 49 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 39-37


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler belts Tutu!! with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tutu!! blocks.
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-Tutu!! throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Tutu!! pops Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a series of solid punches to the stomach. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu!! steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of shots to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Tutu!! with a volley of solid punches to the face.
+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 57 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 27 of 37 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 48-47


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! tosses a jab to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a left to the nose, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Tutu!! with a flurry of mean punches to the chin. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Tutu!! with a series of furious punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Tutu!! with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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-Tutu!! launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu!! scores with a series of painful punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Tutu!! suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! shakes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Tutu!! escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 64 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 39 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler jars Tutu!! with a volley of vicious shots to the stomach!!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Tutu!! tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu!! with a volley of furious punches to the jaw. Tutu!! covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left sweeping right to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a loud left to the stomach!
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+Tutu!! hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Tutu!! with a straight right to the jaw.
+Tutu!! throws a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 32 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 67-66


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Tutu!! gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Tutu!! probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a painful roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Tutu!! with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Tutu!! with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Tutu!! wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu!! charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 61 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 27 of 39 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right straight right to the mouth, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Tutu!! with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right to the temple, but Tutu!! steps aside.
-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a volley of furious punches to the stomach! Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Tutu!! belts Coffeeguzzler with a strong jab to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 43 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 86-85


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right jab to the eye, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the nose.
-Tutu!! tries to land a right jab to the face, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of solid punches to the chin. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a series of punches to the chin!
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+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Tutu!! with a mean straight right to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Tutu!! scores with a painful right to the nose. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Tutu!! hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the nose.
-Tutu!! fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 61 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 38 of 48 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Tutu!! ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Tutu!! covers up.
+Tutu!! connects with a series of off balance punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a jab to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a right to the nose. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Tutu!! wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a cross to the jaw!! Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! belts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tutu!! launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a jab to the chin.
-Tutu!! attempts a sweeping right to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of stinging shots to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a series of nasty punches to the chin. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the head!
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of left punches to the eye, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 54 of 90 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 38 of 49 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! fires a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
-Tutu!! lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! pops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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-Tutu!! throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 50 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-113

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!