Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Eve "muscles" Hardy by unanimous decision: 114-111, 113-112, 114-111.Match Monday, November 25, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Eve "muscles" Hardy!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with Muscles with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Muscles hits with a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Muscles tattoos Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Muscles lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Muscles with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the face. Muscles sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Muscles lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Muscles tags Dorkness 1 with a stinging jab to the eye.
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+Muscles smashes Dorkness 1 with a quick roundhouse to the eye. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of painful combinations to the mouth!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 38 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 33 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 10-9
Muscles doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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+Muscles hits with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Muscles tries a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Muscles ducks.
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+Muscles lands a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Muscles stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Muscles rocks Dorkness 1 with a commanding cross to the head. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Muscles jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
+Muscles hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 30 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 27 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 20-18
Muscles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Muscles tattoos Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious combinations to the chin. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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-Muscles throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Muscles catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the head. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Muscles with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Muscles shakes his head to clear it.
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+Muscles shakes Dorkness 1 with a glancing straight right to the temple. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Muscles with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Muscles falls against the ropes!
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+Muscles throws a series of punches to the head.
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+Muscles slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Muscles annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 34 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 30-27
Muscles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Muscles lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Muscles throws a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of light punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Muscles lunges with a series of left combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Muscles smacks Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Muscles probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 1 launches a right jab to the chest, but Muscles backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Muscles with a volley of glancing combinations to the stomach.
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+Muscles fires a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Muscles smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of quick punches to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 25 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 40-36
Muscles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Muscles wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Muscles lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Muscles with a series of off balance combinations to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Muscles backs out of it.
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+Muscles wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Muscles ducks.
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-Muscles probes with a right jab to the temple, but misses.
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-Muscles charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Muscles attacks with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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+Muscles hits with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
+Muscles jars Dorkness 1 with a nice straight right to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 23 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 50-45
Muscles is obviously tired.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Muscles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left combination to the solar plexus, but Muscles ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Muscles paws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a nice left to the solar plexus. Muscles doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 59-55
Muscles is obviously tired.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Muscles escapes.
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+Muscles throws a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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-Muscles launches a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Muscles paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Muscles with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Muscles gets mad!
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+Muscles attacks with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Muscles with a pair of heavy combinations to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Muscles strikes with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 23 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 68-65
Muscles is obviously tired.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Muscles with a heavy straight right to the ribs. Muscles retreats to the far corner.
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-Muscles attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Muscles with a pair of quick punches to the stomach!!
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+Muscles strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Muscles catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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-Muscles charges with a right roundhouse to the face, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Muscles throws a straight right to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 18 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 77-75
Muscles is slowing down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Muscles fires a flurry of combinations to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Muscles thumps Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Muscles lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Muscles with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Muscles with a flurry of wild combinations to the chest. Muscles laughs!
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-Muscles attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Muscles launches a jab to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 16 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 86-85
Muscles looks exhausted.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Muscles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Muscles throws a left jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a glancing straight right to the ribs. Muscles laughs!
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with Muscles with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Muscles with a hook to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 3 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 95-94
Muscles looks exhausted.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left combinations to the stomach, but Muscles ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Muscles with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Muscles steps aside and laughs.
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-Muscles tries a pair of right blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Muscles fires a jab to the temple, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+Muscles staggers Dorkness 1 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Muscles with a flurry of stiff combinations to the solar plexus.
+Muscles strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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-Muscles paws a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Muscles probes with a left left to the eye, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 12 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Muscles looks exhausted.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 wallops Muscles with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Muscles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right blow to the temple and Muscles goes down!!
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Muscles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Muscles throws a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Muscles smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Muscles's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Muscles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the head! Muscles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Muscles probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of left combinations to the head, but Muscles narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Muscles with a volley of stinging combinations to the jaw. Muscles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Muscles lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 1 nails Muscles with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Muscles takes charge with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of wild punches to the head!
+Muscles stuns Dorkness 1 with a series of loud combinations to the chest.
+Muscles strikes with a cross to the eye.
+Muscles strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Muscles shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw!
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Muscles steps aside and laughs.
-Muscles fires a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Muscles tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of combinations to the eye, but Muscles ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Muscles with a flurry of off balance combinations to the temple.
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+Muscles throws a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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+Muscles hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 35 of 66 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 26 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 114-111
Muscles collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 113-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-111
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by decision!
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