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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Feather Dork Boom II by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-109.

Match Wednesday, November 20, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a series of loud combinations to the eye. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Feather hits with a series of furious combinations to the face.
+Feather hits with a series of hard combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Feather with a pair of combinations to the face.
+Feather throws a pair of heavy combinations to the nose.
Feather lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 collapses!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Feather fires a volley of combinations to the head, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Feather with a pair of combinations to the temple. Feather retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the head.
+Feather whacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Feather clocks Dorkness 5 with a combination to the face.
Feather lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a barrage of heavy combinations to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning right haymaker and Feather is flattened!!

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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 suprises Feather with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 5 annoys Feather with a volley of combinations to the chin! Feather covers up.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Feather with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Feather with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Feather staggers Dorkness 5 with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of quick combinations to the chin. Feather retreats to the far corner.
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+Feather wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of solid punches to the temple!!
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+Feather solidly lands a pair of loud shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 22 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 26 of 32 punches.

Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Feather Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather fires a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Feather pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of hard combinations to the face.
-Feather lunges with a jab to the eye, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 5 pokes Feather with a stiff jab to the solar plexus. Feather grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of furious combinations to the stomach. Feather shakes his head to clear it.
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+Feather hurts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
-Feather paws a right right to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Feather smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of commanding punches to the face! Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 15 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 charges with a left to the ribs, but Feather leaps aside.
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-Feather attempts a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Feather with a pair of powerful combinations to the chest.
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-Feather lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Feather pounds Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Feather with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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+Feather hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 15 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28


Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus!!
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-Feather lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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+Feather connects with a series of solid combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but Feather takes it in the forearms.
-Feather charges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
+Dorkness 5 fires a strong cross to the stomach.
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+Feather drills Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Feather paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a quick right to the solar plexus.
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+Feather smacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Feather throws a barrage of solid combinations to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 14 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37


Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 5

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Feather throws a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Feather nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Feather with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Feather hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Feather with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 14 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 49-46


Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 6

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Feather pounds Dorkness 5 with a wild sweeping right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Feather fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Feather with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a series of combinations to the ribs!
-Feather attempts a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Feather with a volley of combinations to the chest. Feather backpedals to his own corner.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of nice combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 59-55


Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.


ROUND 7

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 drills Feather with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Feather tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Feather tosses a pair of combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Feather ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a vicious straight right to the chest. Feather doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 5 paws a left hook to the chest, but only hits air.
-Feather launches a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Feather throws a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Feather with a series of combinations to the ribs. Feather beats a hasty retreat.
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-Feather attempts a right right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Feather smacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 69-64


Feather is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.


ROUND 8

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather paws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 hurts Feather with a flurry of stiff combinations to the solar plexus. Feather sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Feather launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of hard combinations to the stomach.
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+Feather pummels Dorkness 5 with a series of nice combinations to the ribs.
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+Feather lands a left to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of hard combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather attacks with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Feather stuns Dorkness 5 with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Feather with a barrage of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 79-73


Feather is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.


ROUND 9

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but Feather quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 5 smacks Feather with a heavy right to the ribs. Feather shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Feather throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Feather throws a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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+Feather belts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Feather with a barrage of painful combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Feather sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Feather nails Dorkness 5 with a cross to the stomach.
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-Feather charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Feather lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 89-82


Feather is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.


ROUND 10

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Feather lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Feather fires a pair of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Feather takes it in the forearms.
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+Feather lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Feather throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a quick cross to the chest.
-Feather probes with a straight right to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Feather attempts a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 5 hits Feather with a series of heavy combinations to the ribs. Feather retreats to the far corner.
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+Feather staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 99-91


Feather is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.


ROUND 11

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Feather hits with a volley of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a series of light combinations to the ribs.
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+Feather takes charge with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Feather with a series of commanding shots to the ribs.
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-Feather probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Feather lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Feather charges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Feather attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 12 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 109-100


Feather is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.


ROUND 12

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 fires a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the face.
-Dorkness 5 fires a right straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Feather lashes out with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 pops Feather with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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+Feather jolts Dorkness 5 with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
+Feather fires a flurry of strong combinations to the eye.
-Feather lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Feather steps aside.
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-Feather probes with a pair of right combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Feather lunges with a pair of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 119-109


Feather is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 119-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 119-109


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 119-109

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by decision!