Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass defeated Minute Bowl by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Saturday, September 14, 2019In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 419 pounds (190 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Of The Jungle smacks Minute with a cross to the mouth. Minute backpedals to his own corner.
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+Minute wallops Of The Jungle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
-Minute throws a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Of The Jungle probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute punches Of The Jungle with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Of The Jungle paws a volley of crosses to the face, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Minute grazes Of The Jungle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute lashes out with a left right to the nose, but Of The Jungle backs out of it.
+Of The Jungle catches Minute with a flurry of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Minute staggers Of The Jungle with a flurry of hard punches to the nose!! Of The Jungle doesn't seem bothered.
-Of The Jungle lunges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Of The Jungle nails Minute with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Minute pokes Of The Jungle with a pair of punches to the nose!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 23 of 41 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 14 of 31 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 10-9
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Minute probes with a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Minute hammers Of The Jungle with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Of The Jungle hurts Minute with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the face.
+Of The Jungle fires a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Minute throws a right cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Of The Jungle paws a barrage of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Minute tosses a volley of shots to the chest.
+Minute stuns Of The Jungle with a sweeping right to the eye! Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Of The Jungle hits Minute with a blow to the chin.
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-Of The Jungle launches a barrage of left crosses to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 18 of 39 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 32 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 20-18
Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Of The Jungle attempts a left sweeping right to the face, but misses.
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-Minute throws a pair of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute grazes Of The Jungle with a volley of punches to the chest. Of The Jungle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Minute attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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+Of The Jungle annoys Minute with a flurry of hard uppercuts to the nose.
-Of The Jungle paws a pair of crosses to the jaw, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Of The Jungle escapes.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Minute backs up Of The Jungle with a series of light punches to the eye. Of The Jungle doesn't seem bothered.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
+Of The Jungle pummels Minute with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Of The Jungle tattoos Minute with a series of stiff blows to the chin.
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+Minute pokes Of The Jungle with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Of The Jungle backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 19 of 51 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 20 of 32 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 30-27
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Of The Jungle thumps Minute with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. Minute quickly recovers.
-Minute attacks with a left sweeping right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Of The Jungle tosses a series of mean uppercuts to the chin.
-Minute tries a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Minute launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle covers himself well.
+Of The Jungle fires a volley of uppercuts to the temple!! Minute falls against the ropes!
Of The Jungle lands a ferocious left haymaker and Minute is knocked down!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Of The Jungle paws a roundhouse to the head, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute tags Of The Jungle with a series of quick shots to the chest. Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute annoys Of The Jungle with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+Minute attacks with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Of The Jungle lands a pair of vicious blows to the face.
-Minute probes with a left sweeping right to the chest, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a left jab to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Minute hits with a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Minute annoys Of The Jungle with a volley of hooks to the stomach. Of The Jungle doesn't notice.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Of The Jungle quickly backs away.
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+Minute punches Of The Jungle with a pair of punches to the face.
+Of The Jungle hits with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 27 of 63 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 23 of 33 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-8
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 40-35
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Of The Jungle throws a powerful cross to the face! Minute ignores it.
Of The Jungle lands a beautiful uppercut and Minute hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Minute is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a knockout!
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