Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, September 7, 2019In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 630 pounds (286 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is brawling. (inside)
+Noodle nails Thing with a flurry of blows to the eye. Thing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Noodle lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Thing's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing belts Noodle with a series of quick punches to the jaw!! Noodle grimaces in pain.
Thing lands a tremendous blow to the head and Noodle staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle tosses a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Thing throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
Thing lands a thundering right punch in the nose and Noodle staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Noodle slams Thing with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Thing laughs!
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-Noodle attacks with a straight right to the face, but Thing ducks.
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+Noodle pokes Thing with a series of shots to the mouth. Thing laughs!
Noodle lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Thing is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Thing is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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