Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Random Killer by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, September 4, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Random Killer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with Killer with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of combinations to the head, but Killer beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Killer with a flurry of solid combinations to the temple.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Killer with a volley of quick combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a crashing left haymaker and Killer hurtles to the canvas!!
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Killer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Killer paws a series of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Killer punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a volley of combinations to the face.
+Killer solidly lands a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Killer with a volley of glancing blows to the face. Killer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters study each other.
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+Killer slams Dorkness 5 with a flurry of strong blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer attacks with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8
Killer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer drills Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Killer suprises Dorkness 5 with a painful uppercut to the stomach.
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-Killer attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a jab to the stomach, but Killer leaps aside.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer lashes out with a loud straight right to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a stiff cross to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Killer with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17
Killer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Killer launches a pair of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Killer with a solid uppercut to the stomach. Killer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Killer drills Dorkness 5 with a powerful right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 5 belts Killer with a flurry of solid blows to the ribs.
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-Killer attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Killer with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 13 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-26
Killer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 tags Killer with a volley of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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+Killer stuns Dorkness 5 with a left to the stomach. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Killer slams Dorkness 5 with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 5 belts Killer with a pair of wild combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-35
Killer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 wallops Killer with a right to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a jab to the ribs. Killer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a flurry of glancing combinations to the chest.
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+Killer throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Killer wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer lashes out with a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 15 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-45
Killer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Killer attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of punches to the head!
+Dorkness 5 tosses a pair of wild blows to the chin.
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+Killer scores with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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-Killer charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of combinations to the head, but Killer covers himself well.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer tattoos Dorkness 5 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 launches a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but Killer escapes.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Killer with a pair of combinations to the chin!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 33 punches.
Random Killer won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 59-55
Killer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Killer ducks just in time.
-Killer probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the chin, but Killer leaps aside.
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+Killer smashes Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Killer with a solid roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a glancing hook to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 69-64
Killer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Killer rocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of strong combinations to the mouth! Killer beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer attacks with a pair of stinging combinations to the ribs.
-Killer attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Killer with a commanding right to the jaw!
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-Killer lashes out with a right cross to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Killer covers himself well.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Killer with a volley of solid combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 13 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 79-73
Killer is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Killer fires a series of powerful shots to the face. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the nose, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 5 fires a volley of left combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer probes with a series of left combinations to the head, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 5 nails Killer with a barrage of off balance combinations to the nose! Killer backpedals to his own corner.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Killer gets mad!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer grazes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of stinging combinations to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 10 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 89-82
Killer is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a left jab to the chin, but Killer blocks.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Killer with a volley of mean punches to the temple. Killer gets mad!
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-Killer charges with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Killer strikes with a hook to the chin. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Killer with a light sweeping right to the jaw. Killer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Killer pummels Dorkness 5 with a pair of light punches to the head. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Killer nails Dorkness 5 with a furious hook to the eye.
Killer lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of left combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 12 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 32 punches.
Random Killer won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 97-92
Killer is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 11
Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Killer tosses a loud hook to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Killer escapes.
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+Killer connects with a barrage of blows to the mouth. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Killer with a barrage of light blows to the mouth!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Killer lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of punches to the face. Killer backpedals to his own corner.
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-Killer attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Random Killer landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 107-101
Killer is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Killer is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Killer punches Dorkness 5 with a light uppercut to the head.
+Dorkness 5 pops Killer with a series of glancing punches to the head! Killer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning haymaker and Killer is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Killer is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
The doctor won't let Random Killer continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Random Killer 10-8
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Random Killer 10-9
Round 7: Random Killer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Random Killer 10-8
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Random Killer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Random Killer 10-8
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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