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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, June 17, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Straw pummels Napoleon with a volley of light blows to the nose. Napoleon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Straw lands a quick right uppercut and Napoleon is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Napoleon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!