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(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated WTFH!!! by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, March 13, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is WTFH!!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slim hits with a heavy roundhouse to the nose.
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-Wtfh!!! probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim tags Wtfh!!! with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Wtfh!!! thumps Slim with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! launches a barrage of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Slim hurts Wtfh!!! with a stiff jab to the chin.
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+Wtfh!!! tattoos Slim with a series of quick blows to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 21 of 24 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 10 of 22 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 10-9


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim thumps Wtfh!!! with a flurry of punches to the jaw!! Wtfh!!! beats a hasty retreat.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! throws a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+Wtfh!!! stuns Slim with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Slim doesn't notice.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
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+Slim tags Wtfh!!! with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Wtfh!!! attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 22 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 11 of 22 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Wtfh!!! lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim shakes Wtfh!!! with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Slim whacks Wtfh!!! with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Wtfh!!! throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim tosses a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Wtfh!!! lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 24 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 11 of 26 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

WTFH!!! is winning the fight 29-28


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slim whacks Wtfh!!! with a right to the face! Wtfh!!! quickly recovers.
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+Slim nails Wtfh!!! with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
-Slim launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Wtfh!!! ducks.
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-Slim lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Wtfh!!! pounds Slim with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Slim catches Wtfh!!! with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim hammers Wtfh!!! with a flurry of vicious punches to the face. Wtfh!!! seems wobbly!
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-Wtfh!!! attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Slim tosses a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim jars Wtfh!!! with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 37 of 53 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 12 of 25 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slim rocks Wtfh!!! with a painful jab to the head.
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+Slim takes charge with a glancing straight right to the face.
+Slim catches Wtfh!!! with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Wtfh!!! quickly recovers.
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+Wtfh!!! jolts Slim with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim pounds Wtfh!!! with a volley of shots to the jaw!
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! smashes Slim with a volley of loud shots to the stomach.
+Slim connects with a volley of shots to the mouth. Wtfh!!! laughs!
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slim hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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-Wtfh!!! probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Wtfh!!! attempts a left hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Slim nails Wtfh!!! with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Slim wallops Wtfh!!! with a volley of commanding blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 37 of 47 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 11 of 23 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 48-47


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Wtfh!!! paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Slim fires a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Wtfh!!! scores with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtfh!!! probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim tosses a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim connects with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Wtfh!!! fires a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Slim rocks Wtfh!!! with a barrage of punches to the eye. Wtfh!!! grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 24 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 12 of 25 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Wtfh!!! annoys Slim with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim tosses a series of painful punches to the eye.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a series of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Wtfh!!! takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Slim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slim strikes with a barrage of punches to the face. Wtfh!!! beats a hasty retreat.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a pair of punches to the nose. Wtfh!!! gets mad!
+Slim hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Slim tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Wtfh!!! ties him up.
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+Slim jars Wtfh!!! with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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+Slim clocks Wtfh!!! with a pair of shots to the head.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 34 of 48 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 11 of 25 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 67-66


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slim backs up Wtfh!!! with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
-Wtfh!!! paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! tags Slim with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Slim clocks Wtfh!!! with a series of punches to the mouth!
+Slim rocks Wtfh!!! with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim hurts Wtfh!!! with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Slim lands a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Slim drills Wtfh!!! with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim pops Wtfh!!! with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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-Wtfh!!! launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 46 of 47 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 9 of 25 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 77-75


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Wtfh!!! tries a left left to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
+Wtfh!!! hits Slim with a pair of light punches to the chest. Slim doesn't seem bothered.
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+Wtfh!!! tosses a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtfh!!! attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim throws a flurry of punches to the stomach. Wtfh!!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wtfh!!! tags Slim with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 16 of 41 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 86-85


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Wtfh!!! probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Slim escapes.
+Slim pops Wtfh!!! with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Slim jolts Wtfh!!! with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
-Wtfh!!! fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtfh!!! tags Slim with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Wtfh!!! tosses a barrage of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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+Slim lands a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Wtfh!!! punches Slim with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Slim connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Wtfh!!! grimaces in pain.
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+Slim pokes Wtfh!!! with a volley of punches to the jaw. Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 42 of 50 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 16 of 37 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 96-94


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Wtfh!!! hits with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
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-Wtfh!!! paws a series of punches to the chest, but Slim ties him up.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim attacks with a pair of punches to the temple. Wtfh!!! is hurt!
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+Wtfh!!! scores with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtfh!!! throws a uppercut to the chest, but Slim escapes.
-Wtfh!!! charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Slim backs out of it.
+Wtfh!!! hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Wtfh!!! tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 16 of 39 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 105-104


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Wtfh!!! is brawling. (inside)

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-Wtfh!!! launches a series of left shots to the mouth, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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-Wtfh!!! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Slim belts Wtfh!!! with a pair of loud punches to the chin. Wtfh!!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Slim tags Wtfh!!! with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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+Slim lands a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Slim fires a straight right to the head.
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-Wtfh!!! probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Wtfh!!! grazes Slim with a series of off balance punches to the head.
+Slim lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the face.
+Slim shakes Wtfh!!! with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
+Wtfh!!! staggers Slim with a barrage of nasty blows to the head.
+Wtfh!!! whacks Slim with a uppercut to the jaw. Slim doesn't notice.
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-Wtfh!!! attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but Slim covers himself well.
+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a series of shots to the chest!!
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+Slim hits with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 47 of 48 punches, and WTFH!!! landed 19 of 43 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 115-113


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113

Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!