Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, March 11, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Sugar leaps aside.
+Dorkness 1 tags Sugar with a hard hook to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the mouth, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a jab to the temple, but Sugar stays away from it.
+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a off balance jab to the face!!
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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+Sugar grazes Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 covers up.
+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard combinations to the face!
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+Sugar shakes Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Sugar with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 31 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 31 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the chest!
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+Sugar hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick blows to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Sugar with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Sugar hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the stomach! Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 29 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
+Sugar throws a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a right left to the stomach, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Sugar attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar covers himself well.
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+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Sugar lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Sugar with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Sugar blocks.
-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar ties him up.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of commanding combinations to the ribs. Sugar covers up.
+Sugar shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach!
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+Sugar attacks with a stinging combination to the chest.
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-Sugar probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Sugar with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a solid roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of left combinations to the chest, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Sugar stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a solid jab to the solar plexus!
+Sugar hits with a strong combination to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 drills Sugar with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a series of nice combinations to the stomach.
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+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right combinations to the chest, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Sugar with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of right combinations to the chest, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Sugar wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff combinations to the nose.
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+Sugar takes charge with a series of punches to the head!! Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Sugar tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Sugar connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the head.
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-Sugar tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a right jab to the stomach, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of strong combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a glancing cross to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Sugar blocks.
+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the chest, but misses.
+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left jab to the ribs, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar lands a pair of painful shots to the nose. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
-Sugar tries a barrage of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Sugar with a light right to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar pops Dorkness 1 with a hard sweeping right to the chin.
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+Sugar attacks with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 punches Sugar with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a combination to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Sugar with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left combination to the temple, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a combination to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a jab to the chin, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Sugar steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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