Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 12.Match Monday, January 7, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the head!
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+Sugar wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with Sugar with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a roundhouse to the chin, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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+Sugar pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Sugar with a flurry of combinations to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 28 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 34 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Sugar probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 paws a roundhouse to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar hits with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a painful jab to the ribs. Sugar doesn't notice.
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+Sugar takes charge with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar lashes out with a mean jab to the ribs!!
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+Sugar lands a series of nice punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a flurry of powerful combinations to the stomach! Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sugar attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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+Sugar hits with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a combination to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus! Sugar backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Sugar ducks.
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-Sugar launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the ribs.
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+Sugar whacks Dorkness 1 with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
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+Sugar fires a furious right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 22 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the chest, but Sugar escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Sugar with a stinging roundhouse to the chest.
+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a powerful left to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
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+Sugar solidly lands a vicious jab to the ribs. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Sugar connects with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Sugar throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar lands a straight right to the temple.
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+Sugar lashes out with a jab to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Sugar with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Sugar fires a right sweeping right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar attacks with a strong jab to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Sugar attacks with a jab to the eye, but falls short.
+Sugar hits with a barrage of powerful combinations to the jaw!
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+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a barrage of solid combinations to the ribs. Sugar sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Sugar lands a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the eye!
-Dorkness 1 paws a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Sugar throws a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a vicious sweeping right to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar tosses a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Sugar ties him up.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left roundhouse to the temple, but Sugar covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of strong combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a glancing sweeping right to the head.
+Dorkness 1 connects with Sugar with a blow to the groin! Sugar Ray Cahn is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by a foul!
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