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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, December 17, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 lands Napoleon with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 hits Napoleon with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful haymaker and Napoleon falls senseless!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Napoleon smashes Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the face!
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+Napoleon tosses a pair of shots to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Napoleon with a volley of nice combinations to the temple.
+Napoleon pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging blows to the face. Dorkness 1 laughs!
Napoleon lands a crashing blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Napoleon with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a series of wild combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Napoleon falls to the canvas!!

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NINE
Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Napoleon with a nice straight right to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Napoleon with a pair of combinations to the mouth!!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a cross to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Napoleon with a flurry of vicious combinations to the face!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.
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+Napoleon throws a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.
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+Napoleon throws a series of nice punches to the face. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Napoleon with a flurry of loud combinations to the chin.
+Napoleon tattoos Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Napoleon II landed 23 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 29 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 annoys Napoleon with a pair of hard punches to the temple!!
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a jab to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden right haymaker and Napoleon staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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SIX
Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Napoleon with a barrage of quick combinations to the nose.
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+Napoleon connects with a jab to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of solid combinations to the face.
+Napoleon punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of furious punches to the chin!!
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+Dorkness 1 drills Napoleon with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Napoleon scores with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Napoleon backs up Dorkness 1 with a strong straight right to the ribs.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Napoleon with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Napoleon belts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Napoleon punches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Napoleon with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Napoleon falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating punch in the nose and Napoleon falls senseless!!

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EIGHT
Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Napoleon II landed 21 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 30 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-16


Napoleon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Napoleon pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a flurry of combinations to the chin!!
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous blow to the head and Napoleon lands flat on his back!!

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FIVE
Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of light punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Napoleon with a flurry of furious combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Napoleon with a pair of combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing hook and Napoleon is knocked out of the ring!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Napoleon with a volley of vicious combinations to the head!
+Dorkness 1 thumps Napoleon with a flurry of powerful combinations to the face.
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+Napoleon drills Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Napoleon throws a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Napoleon scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Napoleon II landed 21 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 25 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-23


Napoleon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of solid combinations to the chin.
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+Napoleon hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of strong shots to the stomach. Dorkness 1 covers up.
+Dorkness 1 strikes with a vicious left to the mouth!
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Napoleon goes over backwards!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Napoleon fires a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Napoleon with a series of combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right haymaker and Napoleon is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Napoleon is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7

Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!