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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Bang Bang III by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, December 12, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Bang Bang III!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 5 hits with Bang with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Bang with a pair of painful punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Bang with a furious sweeping right to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of combinations to the head, but Bang escapes.
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+Bang connects with a jab to the temple. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 5 suprises Bang with a series of combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 34 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bang doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Bang tags Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the nose.
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+Bang pokes Dorkness 5 with a pair of quick punches to the head.
Bang lands a sudden left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Bang with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bang throws a volley of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Bang with a series of stiff punches to the stomach!!
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+Bang pummels Dorkness 5 with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bang hammers Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head.
+Bang throws a volley of combinations to the eye.
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+Bang lands a volley of shots to the nose.
Bang lands a crashing right uppercut and Dorkness 5 is flattened!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 24 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 22 of 32 punches.

Bang Bang III won the round 10-7

Bang Bang III is winning the fight 19-17


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bang grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Bang hammers Dorkness 5 with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bang tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face!
+Bang rocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Bang strikes with a volley of quick combinations to the head.
Bang lands a quick blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bang launches a volley of left combinations to the face, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Bang with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Bang with a series of off balance combinations to the ribs. Bang ignores it.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Bang collapses!!

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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Bang retreats to the far corner.
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+Bang lands Dorkness 5 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the chin.
+Bang wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the head.
+Bang pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Bang with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a volley of punches to the stomach!
+Dorkness 5 tags Bang with a series of hard punches to the chest. Bang shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 5 nails Bang with a flurry of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 lands a decisive punch in the nose and Bang staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bang can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!