Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Big John's Ale fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 39-37, 38-38.Match Saturday, September 22, 2018In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 546 pounds (248 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 762 pounds (346 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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+Noodle pummels Big John's Ale with a sweeping right to the head. Big John's Ale sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big John's Ale lands a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle grazes Big John's Ale with a volley of hard punches to the face.
-Noodle tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Big John's Ale charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle slams Big John's Ale with a flurry of light shots to the chin! Big John's Ale ignores it.
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+Noodle jolts Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Big John's Ale backs up Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tosses a cross to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 66 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 38 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Noodle charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of blows to the face! Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big John's Ale wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the chin!! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big John's Ale pops Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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+Noodle tags Big John's Ale with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
+Big John's Ale slams Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth. Noodle ignores it.
+Big John's Ale throws a pair of solid punches to the temple. Noodle covers up.
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+Noodle annoys Big John's Ale with a barrage of commanding punches to the face!
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+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the chin. Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle nails Big John's Ale with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle jars Big John's Ale with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Big John's Ale throws a volley of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Noodle charges with a right straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Big John's Ale tosses a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle tags Big John's Ale with a volley of off balance punches to the face!
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-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Noodle hits Big John's Ale with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 70 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 40 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Noodle lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Big John's Ale covers himself well.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Big John's Ale throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big John's Ale throws a flurry of punches to the temple!
-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Noodle thumps Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Big John's Ale pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle tattoos Big John's Ale with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. Big John's Ale ignores it.
+Big John's Ale lands a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
+Big John's Ale pokes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Big John's Ale lands a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Noodle fires a series of stiff punches to the eye!
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+Noodle punches Big John's Ale with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Noodle tosses a series of blows to the face. Big John's Ale seems wobbly!
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+Noodle wallops Big John's Ale with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 69 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 30 of 41 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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+Big John's Ale pounds Noodle with a series of solid punches to the eye!!
+Big John's Ale hits Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Noodle throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Big John's Ale tosses a volley of punches to the mouth. Noodle is hurt!
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+Noodle pokes Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Big John's Ale thumps Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
+Noodle punches Big John's Ale with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Big John's Ale ducks.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
-Noodle throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Big John's Ale tries a series of left punches to the face, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Noodle hammers Big John's Ale with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 59 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 40 punches.
Big John's Ale won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37
Noodle is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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