Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Orkreg Wuzzlag defeated Cheez the Dork by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-114.Match Monday, July 23, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Orkreg Wuzzlag!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag hits with a series of punches to the nose. Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Wuzzlag pummels Cheez with a series of punches to the temple!!
+Wuzzlag smashes Cheez with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Wuzzlag smashes Cheez with a pair of hard blows to the temple. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag hits Cheez with a straight right to the face!
-Cheez tries to land a right straight right to the face, but he's too slow.
+Cheez fires a hook to the eye.
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+Wuzzlag punches Cheez with a pair of off balance punches to the face!!
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+Cheez catches Wuzzlag with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Wuzzlag hits Cheez with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 35 of 36 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 23 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 10-9
Wuzzlag doesn't want to stop fighting!
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Wuzzlag rocks Cheez with a light right to the chest.
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+Wuzzlag backs up Cheez with a light cross to the head!!
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez slams Wuzzlag with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!
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-Cheez lashes out with a left uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Wuzzlag ducks just in time.
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+Wuzzlag thumps Cheez with a nasty cross to the nose.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag hits with a left to the solar plexus.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag drills Cheez with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Cheez hits with a pair of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Wuzzlag attacks with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 33 of 39 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 24 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 20-18
Wuzzlag doesn't even want to rest!
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wuzzlag annoys Cheez with a pair of blows to the head. Cheez retreats to the far corner.
+Wuzzlag jars Cheez with a pair of punches to the ribs!! Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Wuzzlag ducks.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag hits with a painful left to the temple.
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-Cheez launches a straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Wuzzlag thumps Cheez with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
+Wuzzlag punches Cheez with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cheez hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Cheez clocks Wuzzlag with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 29 of 40 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 10 of 24 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 30-27
Wuzzlag doesn't even want to rest!
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wuzzlag staggers Cheez with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
+Wuzzlag hits with a jab to the chin.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez staggers Wuzzlag with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez throws a right to the chest, but Wuzzlag leaps aside.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag jolts Cheez with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
+Wuzzlag wallops Cheez with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Cheez lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Wuzzlag lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wuzzlag pounds Cheez with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Cheez lands a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 27 of 39 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 23 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 40-36
Wuzzlag remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Cheez hurts Wuzzlag with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wuzzlag scores with a pair of wild punches to the face.
-Cheez paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Cheez tosses a flurry of painful shots to the stomach. Wuzzlag sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag throws a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Wuzzlag tosses a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Wuzzlag lands a series of heavy punches to the temple!
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+Wuzzlag smacks Cheez with a barrage of solid shots to the eye.
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-Wuzzlag launches a flurry of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Cheez attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Wuzzlag leaps aside.
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+Wuzzlag belts Cheez with a cross to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 29 of 40 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 24 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 50-45
Wuzzlag remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wuzzlag hurts Cheez with a stiff cross to the eye.
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+Wuzzlag hits Cheez with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Cheez drills Wuzzlag with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Wuzzlag tattoos Cheez with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-Cheez launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Wuzzlag hits Cheez with a series of punches to the face.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag attacks with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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-Wuzzlag probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wuzzlag tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Cheez connects with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 24 of 39 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 26 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 60-54
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wuzzlag launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Cheez backs out of it.
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+Wuzzlag annoys Cheez with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Cheez throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wuzzlag lands a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
+Wuzzlag hammers Cheez with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Wuzzlag deftly avoits it.
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+Wuzzlag fires a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
-Cheez tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Wuzzlag blocks.
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+Cheez whacks Wuzzlag with a powerful cross to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 27 of 37 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 13 of 23 punches.
Orkreg Wuzzlag won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 70-63
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Cheez tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Wuzzlag stays away from it.
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+Cheez hurts Wuzzlag with a uppercut to the face.
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-Cheez lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Wuzzlag deftly avoits it.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag rocks Cheez with a hard jab to the ribs!!
Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez lashes out with a right to the face, but Wuzzlag blocks.
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+Cheez catches Wuzzlag with a volley of quick shots to the head!! Wuzzlag backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 7 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 31 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 79-73
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Cheez pokes Wuzzlag with a series of painful shots to the eye.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wuzzlag hits Cheez with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Cheez attempts a right uppercut to the temple, but Wuzzlag blocks.
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+Cheez tags Wuzzlag with a volley of punches to the eye. Wuzzlag hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez punches Wuzzlag with a series of strong blows to the mouth. Wuzzlag falls against the ropes!
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-Cheez paws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cheez tries to land a right to the jaw, but Wuzzlag ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 7 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 33 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 88-83
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wuzzlag tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez hits Wuzzlag with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Wuzzlag sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Wuzzlag attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Cheez charges with a uppercut to the jaw, but Wuzzlag deftly avoits it.
+Cheez hits Wuzzlag with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 6 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 36 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 97-93
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Cheez attempts a right right to the eye, but Wuzzlag ducks just in time.
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+Cheez jars Wuzzlag with a series of light blows to the mouth.
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+Cheez hurts Wuzzlag with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Cheez scores with a flurry of stiff uppercuts to the head.
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-Cheez attacks with a sweeping right to the nose, but misses.
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-Cheez lunges with a right uppercut to the head, but to no avail.
-Cheez lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Wuzzlag hides behind his gloves.
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+Wuzzlag tosses a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Cheez tattoos Wuzzlag with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 7 of 7 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 38 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 106-103
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Wuzzlag is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez is brawling. (inside)
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+Wuzzlag lands a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Cheez tries a left hook to the face, but Wuzzlag steps aside and laughs.
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-Cheez throws a left uppercut to the eye, but Wuzzlag ties him up.
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+Cheez takes charge with a glancing uppercut to the mouth.
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+Cheez fires a barrage of punches to the face.
+Cheez hammers Wuzzlag with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Cheez punches Wuzzlag with a pair of wild shots to the eye.
-Cheez paws a series of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Cheez lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Wuzzlag ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Orkreg Wuzzlag landed 6 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 40 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Orkreg Wuzzlag is winning the fight 115-113
Wuzzlag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 2: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 3: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 4: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 5: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 6: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 7: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: Orkreg Wuzzlag 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 2: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 3: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 4: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 5: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 6: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 7: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: Orkreg Wuzzlag 115-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 2: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 3: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 4: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 5: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 6: Orkreg Wuzzlag 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: Orkreg Wuzzlag 115-114
Orkreg Wuzzlag wins by decision!
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