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(Super-Welterweight) Pansy"WWW" Slapper defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, July 19, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Www suprises Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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-Unlucky charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Www escapes.
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-Unlucky lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Www stuns Unlucky with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Unlucky suprises Www with a uppercut to the head.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Unlucky lands a volley of nasty shots to the head.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
+Www hits with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
+Www throws a volley of solid punches to the nose!
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+Www backs up Unlucky with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Unlucky punches Www with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Unlucky stuns Www with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Www rocks Unlucky with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
+Www scores with a light uppercut to the nose. Unlucky quickly recovers.
+Www fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 21 of 55 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 40 of 40 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 10-9


Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Www doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Www slams Unlucky with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky backpedals to his own corner.
+Unlucky hits Www with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Www ties him up.
+Www staggers Unlucky with a pair of mean punches to the head.
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-Unlucky probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Www ducks.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Unlucky attacks with a roundhouse to the head, but Www backs out of it.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Www backs out of it.
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-Unlucky paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Www covers himself well.
+Unlucky suprises Www with a barrage of painful blows to the ribs!!
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+Www fires a flurry of mean shots to the eye.
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+Www hits Unlucky with a volley of blows to the temple. Unlucky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Unlucky tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Www narrowly avoids it
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-Unlucky probes with a right roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Unlucky whacks Www with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
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+Www smashes Unlucky with a series of punches to the face!!
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-Unlucky launches a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 20 of 55 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 41 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 20-18


Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Www doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Unlucky hurts Www with a barrage of furious blows to the head.
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-Unlucky tries a barrage of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Unlucky rocks Www with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Www staggers Unlucky with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Unlucky fires a volley of right shots to the nose, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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+Unlucky slams Www with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Unlucky fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Unlucky fires a left roundhouse to the nose, but Www ties him up.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Unlucky charges with a series of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Www attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Unlucky tattoos Www with a series of quick shots to the temple.
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+Www hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Unlucky seems wobbly!
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+Www hits Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the chin. Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Www pounds Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Www hits Unlucky with a light jab to the ribs.
-Unlucky probes with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Www steps aside and laughs.
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+Www whacks Unlucky with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Unlucky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 23 of 55 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 37 of 42 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 30-27


Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Www doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Www connects with a pair of shots to the head.
+Www hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www attacks with a barrage of light punches to the chest!
-Unlucky paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Unlucky hits with a flurry of blows to the chest. Www gets mad!
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+Www takes charge with a volley of quick blows to the temple!
+Www tattoos Unlucky with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Unlucky attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Www leaps aside.
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-Unlucky throws a hook to the solar plexus, but Www narrowly avoids it
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-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Www stays away from it.
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+Www nails Unlucky with a stiff straight right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 35 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 36 of 38 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 40-36


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Unlucky fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Www slams Unlucky with a commanding jab to the nose.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www belts Unlucky with a pair of punches to the ribs!
-Unlucky attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Www shakes Unlucky with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Www nails Unlucky with a volley of hard blows to the temple. Unlucky doesn't seem bothered.
+Unlucky punches Www with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Unlucky tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Www covers himself well.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Unlucky tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Www solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Www tosses a series of punches to the chin!
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+Www attacks with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Www hits Unlucky with a mean cross to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 36 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 37 of 39 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 50-45


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Www fires a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Www throws a roundhouse to the head. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Www steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Www lands a jab to the nose.
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+Www backs up Unlucky with a series of nice punches to the temple.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but Www stays away from it.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www pokes Unlucky with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Www annoys Unlucky with a series of punches to the temple.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Unlucky tries to land a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Www covers himself well.
Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www pounds Unlucky with a pair of strong blows to the nose.
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+Unlucky lands a flurry of quick blows to the stomach. Www hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 34 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 35 of 37 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 60-54


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Unlucky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Www pokes Unlucky with a jab to the face.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Unlucky paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Www rocks Unlucky with a volley of mean blows to the temple.
+Www pokes Unlucky with a volley of vicious shots to the head! Unlucky gets mad!
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Unlucky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Www throws a hard cross to the stomach.
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-Unlucky attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Www takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Unlucky lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach!
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+Unlucky strikes with a series of nice blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 33 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 31 of 39 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 70-63


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Unlucky fights inside. (inside)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Unlucky charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Unlucky lashes out with a pair of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Unlucky tries a right hook to the eye, but Www takes it in the forearms.
-Unlucky attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Unlucky hits with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Www backpedals to his own corner.
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+Www hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Www ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 13 of 40 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 79-73


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Unlucky fights inside. (inside)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Unlucky lashes out with a left left to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky paws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of right shots to the nose, but Www escapes.
+Www smashes Unlucky with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Unlucky probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Unlucky takes charge with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 12 of 43 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 88-83


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Unlucky fights inside. (inside)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Unlucky throws a left roundhouse to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky probes with a cross to the face, but loses his balance.
+Unlucky lashes out with a pair of nasty shots to the chin.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Www steps aside.
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-Unlucky tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but Www steps aside.
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+Unlucky catches Www with a series of punches to the chin!
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+Www wallops Unlucky with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Unlucky paws a series of blows to the mouth, but Www escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 39 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 7 of 8 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 97-93


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Unlucky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Www throws Unlucky with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Unlucky lunges with a volley of left shots to the face, but Www quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Www escapes.
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-Unlucky lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the jaw, but Www steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky probes with a flurry of left hooks to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Unlucky lands a pair of powerful roundhouses to the nose.
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-Unlucky attempts a left to the mouth, but Www escapes.
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+Www pummels Unlucky with a barrage of hard shots to the nose. Unlucky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Unlucky hits with a volley of punches to the head. Www is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 36 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 106-103


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Unlucky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Unlucky charges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but Www ducks just in time.
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+Unlucky fires Www with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Www staggers Unlucky with a volley of punches to the nose. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a series of blows to the mouth, but Www ties him up.
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+Unlucky rocks Www with a volley of uppercuts to the eye. Www falls against the ropes!
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+Unlucky hits with a volley of off balance blows to the nose.
-Unlucky attempts a series of left blows to the temple, but Www ducks.
-Unlucky fires a pair of left roundhouses to the head, but Www covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unlucky SOB landed 12 of 42 punches, and Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 115-113


Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!

Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 10: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 11: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 10: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 11: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 10: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 11: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113

Pansy"WWW" Slapper wins by decision!