Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Tha Next Big Thing defeated George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Saturday, April 28, 2018In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Of The Jungle scores with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Thing lashes out with a right roundhouse to the eye, but fails to score.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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+Of The Jungle pounds Thing with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. Thing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing fires a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Thing lunges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Of The Jungle hides behind his gloves.
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+Thing hits Of The Jungle with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 35 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 16 of 25 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 10-9
Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!
Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing probes with a series of blows to the temple, but Of The Jungle escapes.
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-Thing lunges with a volley of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Thing with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs!!
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Of The Jungle takes it in the forearms.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing scores with a series of nasty punches to the face. Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle whacks Thing with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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+Of The Jungle pounds Thing with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Thing attacks with a volley of shots to the chin, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 33 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 19 of 26 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 20-18
Thing doesn't even want to rest!
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Thing attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Of The Jungle grazes Thing with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth! Thing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Thing probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Of The Jungle ducks.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle throws a volley of nice punches to the eye.
+Thing pops Of The Jungle with a pair of shots to the chin. Of The Jungle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle thumps Thing with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Thing shakes his head to clear it.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Of The Jungle ducks.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but Of The Jungle blocks.
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-Thing paws a volley of left shots to the face, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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+Of The Jungle stuns Thing with a pair of stiff shots to the eye. Thing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 32 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 23 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 30-27
Thing doesn't even want to rest!
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing attempts a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Thing tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Of The Jungle hits with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle lashes out with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
-Thing lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
+Of The Jungle takes charge with a flurry of stiff blows to the mouth.
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-Thing fires a left roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw!! Thing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 6 of 31 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 19 of 24 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 40-36
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Thing tries to land a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle quickly backs away.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Of The Jungle shakes Thing with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Of The Jungle annoys Thing with a series of strong punches to the jaw!!
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-Thing throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Thing with a furious jab to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 6 of 29 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 19 of 25 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 50-45
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Of The Jungle fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Thing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
+Thing hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Thing lunges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle takes it in the forearms.
-Thing launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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+Of The Jungle wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Of The Jungle tags Thing with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Of The Jungle lands a jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 30 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 24 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 60-54
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Of The Jungle shakes Thing with a volley of punches to the face!! Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Thing fires a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Of The Jungle escapes.
+Thing pummels Of The Jungle with a series of blows to the head! Of The Jungle backpedals to his own corner.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing tries to land a series of left blows to the face, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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-Thing tries a pair of shots to the chin, but Of The Jungle stays away from it.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Thing with a solid cross to the ribs. Thing ignores it.
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+Of The Jungle lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Of The Jungle quickly backs away.
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-Thing launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Of The Jungle leaps aside.
-Thing attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but Of The Jungle ducks just in time.
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-Of The Jungle paws a series of right punches to the temple, but Thing steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 33 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 15 of 25 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 70-63
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Thing annoys Of The Jungle with a flurry of hard blows to the mouth.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing fires a series of shots to the head, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing fires a pair of right blows to the chin, but Of The Jungle escapes.
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-Thing tries to land a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing lunges with a series of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 5 of 33 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 5 of 8 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 79-73
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing charges with a series of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Of The Jungle hits Thing with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thing attempts a series of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing stuns Of The Jungle with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle ducks.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing charges with a uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 5 of 33 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 6 of 8 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 88-83
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Of The Jungle connects with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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-Thing throws a pair of left shots to the head, but misses.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing paws a series of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Thing annoys Of The Jungle with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
-Thing paws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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-Thing lunges with a uppercut to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 5 of 31 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 6 of 8 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 97-93
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Of The Jungle hammers Thing with a straight right to the nose.
-Thing charges with a uppercut to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Thing hits with a barrage of shots to the mouth!! Of The Jungle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thing throws a cross to the chin, but fails to score.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing launches a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Thing probes with a series of shots to the face, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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-Thing fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 5 of 31 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 6 of 7 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 106-103
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Of The Jungle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Thing throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Thing attempts a volley of left hooks to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Thing shakes Of The Jungle with a volley of furious crosses to the nose.
Thing lands a sudden punch in the nose and Of The Jungle's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Tha Next Big Thing wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Thing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 6: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 7: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 6: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 7: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 6: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 7: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing wins by a knockout!
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