Public Fight Report

(Super-Heavyweight) George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass defeated BOT-177144 by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Sunday, April 22, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 333 pounds (151 kilograms) is BOT-177144!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Of The Jungle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177144 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Of The Jungle smashes Bot-177144 with a barrage of off balance shots to the eye.
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+Bot-177144 hits Of The Jungle with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Of The Jungle tags Bot-177144 with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-177144 tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but Of The Jungle escapes.
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+Of The Jungle scores with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-177144 launches a pair of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Of The Jungle punches Bot-177144 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-177144 connects with a hook to the chin.
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+Of The Jungle attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
Of The Jungle lands a sudden blow to the temple and Bot-177144 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-177144 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Of The Jungle annoys Bot-177144 with a right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 33 of 34 punches, and BOT-177144 landed 12 of 25 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-8

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 10-8

Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177144 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 2

Of The Jungle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177144 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Bot-177144 probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Of The Jungle ducks.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle takes charge with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle hits with a jab to the chest.
+Of The Jungle takes charge with a volley of painful punches to the ribs. Bot-177144 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bot-177144 tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Bot-177144 wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Of The Jungle hits Bot-177144 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Bot-177144 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-177144 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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+Of The Jungle backs up Bot-177144 with a commanding cross to the chest. Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 32 of 32 punches, and BOT-177144 landed 8 of 24 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 20-17

Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177144 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 3

Of The Jungle backpedals and jabs.
Bot-177144 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Of The Jungle tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-177144 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-177144 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-177144 annoys Of The Jungle with a pair of blows to the ribs!!
-Bot-177144 launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-177144 landed 5 of 23 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 30-26

Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177144 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 4

Of The Jungle backpedals and jabs.
Bot-177144 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Of The Jungle attacks with a straight right to the eye.
Of The Jungle lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Bot-177144's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bot-177144 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-177144 launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
+Of The Jungle jolts Bot-177144 with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth! Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-177144 fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Of The Jungle throws a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
Of The Jungle lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Bot-177144 goes over backwards!!

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Bot-177144 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-177144 hits with a solid straight right to the ribs. Of The Jungle covers up.
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+Of The Jungle wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-177144 charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-177144 paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
+Of The Jungle tags Bot-177144 with a series of painful blows to the chin.
+Of The Jungle suprises Bot-177144 with a flurry of powerful shots to the face! Bot-177144 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Bot-177144 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-177144 charges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Of The Jungle backs up Bot-177144 with a left to the chin.
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+Bot-177144 hammers Of The Jungle with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 25 of 25 punches, and BOT-177144 landed 6 of 26 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-7

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 40-33

Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177144 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

ROUND 5

Of The Jungle backpedals and jabs.
Bot-177144 fights inside. (inside)

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+Of The Jungle connects with a series of punches to the eye! Bot-177144 laughs!
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+Of The Jungle thumps Bot-177144 with a volley of punches to the chin!
Of The Jungle lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Bot-177144 collapses!!

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Bot-177144 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-177144 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-177144 tries to land a left left to the chest, but misses.
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+Of The Jungle hits with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
Of The Jungle lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Bot-177144 is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-177144 is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-7

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-7

Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-7

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a knockout!