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(Super-Heavyweight) they call me fat man! defeated Not Functional by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, March 31, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 746 pounds (338 kilograms) is Not Functional!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Functional fights inside. (inside)

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-Functional paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Functional hits with a nasty hook to the face.
Functional lands a quick right hook and They bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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They struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+They hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Functional sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
They lands a powerful uppercut and Functional drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
they call me fat man! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

Functional can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





they call me fat man! wins by a knockout!