Public Fight Report

(Toughman) Angry Byrd defeated BOT-184954 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, March 31, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 645 pounds (293 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is BOT-184954!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-184954 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-184954 attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Angry ducks.
+Bot-184954 slams Angry with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Angry slams Bot-184954 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-184954 rocks Angry with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
-Bot-184954 probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Angry shakes Bot-184954 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-184954 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Angry smacks Bot-184954 with a series of furious punches to the mouth!
+Angry catches Bot-184954 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Angry jars Bot-184954 with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-184954 covers up.
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-Bot-184954 probes with a straight right to the face, but Angry blocks.
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+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a series of combinations to the mouth. Bot-184954 seems wobbly!
+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.
+Bot-184954 rocks Angry with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Angry jolts Bot-184954 with a pair of stiff combinations to the eye. Bot-184954 laughs!
+Angry hits with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
+Angry nails Bot-184954 with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Angry punches Bot-184954 with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 56 of 60 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 17 of 33 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-9

Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-184954 doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-184954 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Angry hits with a volley of solid combinations to the jaw. Bot-184954 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-184954 lands a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye. Angry grimaces in pain.
+Bot-184954 throws a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Angry punches Bot-184954 with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Angry tags Bot-184954 with a quick jab to the nose. Bot-184954 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Angry hits with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Bot-184954 thumps Angry with a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Angry sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Angry hits with a powerful roundhouse to the temple!
+Angry smashes Bot-184954 with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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-Bot-184954 launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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+Angry takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Angry whacks Bot-184954 with a series of punches to the face.
-Bot-184954 attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Angry fires a series of combinations to the chest.
+Angry smacks Bot-184954 with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-184954 doesn't notice.
+Angry hits with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Angry hurts Bot-184954 with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-184954 probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Angry narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 61 of 61 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 19 of 32 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 20-18

Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-184954 doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-184954 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Angry grazes Bot-184954 with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Bot-184954 catches Angry with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Angry pokes Bot-184954 with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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+Bot-184954 hits Angry with a hard sweeping right to the jaw.
+Bot-184954 tags Angry with a strong straight right to the face.
+Bot-184954 punches Angry with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a hard roundhouse to the eye.
+Angry takes charge with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Bot-184954 hurts Angry with a series of punches to the eye.
+Angry attacks with a strong jab to the mouth.
+Angry annoys Bot-184954 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face!!
-Bot-184954 lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Angry ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Angry belts Bot-184954 with a volley of wild punches to the face. Bot-184954 gets mad!
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+Angry smacks Bot-184954 with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-184954 connects with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Angry hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-184954 tries a pair of punches to the head, but Angry narrowly avoids it
-Bot-184954 lashes out with a left cross to the mouth, but Angry quickly backs away.
+Angry hits with a volley of quick punches to the eye!
+Bot-184954 slams Angry with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Angry pops Bot-184954 with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Bot-184954 shakes Angry with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
+Angry punches Bot-184954 with a loud jab to the chest.
+Bot-184954 hits with a heavy cross to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Angry hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
-Bot-184954 lashes out with a left jab to the face, but misses completely.
-Bot-184954 fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Angry steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-184954 quickly recovers.
+Angry pounds Bot-184954 with a volley of furious blows to the head. Bot-184954 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Angry lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Bot-184954 retreats to the far corner.
+Angry tattoos Bot-184954 with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Bot-184954 hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+Angry tosses a stinging jab to the mouth. Bot-184954 quickly recovers.
+Bot-184954 fires a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Bot-184954 suprises Angry with a series of nice blows to the nose!
+Angry pounds Bot-184954 with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Bot-184954 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Angry catches Bot-184954 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Angry tags Bot-184954 with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 77 of 95 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 52 of 83 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 30-27

Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-184954 doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 4

Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-184954 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Angry lands a series of punches to the stomach. Bot-184954 ignores it.
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+Angry jolts Bot-184954 with a cross to the jaw.
-Bot-184954 lunges with a left straight right to the head, but Angry narrowly avoids it
+Bot-184954 fires a volley of punches to the nose. Angry doesn't notice.
+Bot-184954 connects with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Bot-184954 hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Angry pops Bot-184954 with a right to the mouth!
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-Bot-184954 paws a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Angry annoys Bot-184954 with a pair of punches to the eye! Bot-184954 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Angry smacks Bot-184954 with a glancing jab to the chest! Bot-184954 ignores it.
+Bot-184954 stuns Angry with a series of furious punches to the nose!! Angry sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bot-184954 probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Angry hits with a series of quick punches to the stomach. Bot-184954 seems wobbly!
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+Angry pops Bot-184954 with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Bot-184954 hits with a series of mean punches to the temple.
+Angry smacks Bot-184954 with a barrage of strong punches to the eye!!
+Bot-184954 shakes Angry with a vicious left to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Angry catches Bot-184954 with a series of stinging punches to the chin. Bot-184954 is hurt!
-Bot-184954 lashes out with a left jab to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Angry hits with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Angry grazes Bot-184954 with a powerful jab to the eye.
+Angry attacks with a volley of punches to the chin. Bot-184954 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Angry lands a jab to the ribs. Bot-184954 falls against the ropes!
+Bot-184954 grazes Angry with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Angry throws a powerful straight right to the chest.
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+Bot-184954 smashes Angry with a series of loud punches to the chin.
+Angry hits Bot-184954 with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
-Bot-184954 attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Angry tattoos Bot-184954 with a nice sweeping right to the jaw. Bot-184954 shakes his head to clear it.
+Angry connects with a solid right to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Angry staggers Bot-184954 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Angry jolts Bot-184954 with a jab to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 80 of 90 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 45 of 91 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 40-36

Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-184954 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 40-36

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 40-36

Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 40-36

Angry Byrd wins by decision!