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(Middleweight) Dirge defeated The Great White Dope by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Friday, March 23, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Dirge!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Great White Dope!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-The Great White Dope throws a series of right shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Great White Dope tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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-The Great White Dope throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-The Great White Dope probes with a left jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-The Great White Dope charges with a pair of right combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-The Great White Dope paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Dirge tattoos The Great White Dope with a barrage of solid blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dirge landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Great White Dope landed 1 of 30 punches.

The Great White Dope won the round 10-9

The Great White Dope is winning the fight 10-9


Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dirge smacks The Great White Dope with a pair of blows to the nose. The Great White Dope doesn't seem bothered.
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-The Great White Dope tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dirge ducks.
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-The Great White Dope launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-The Great White Dope launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-The Great White Dope throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-The Great White Dope paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dirge takes it in the forearms.
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-The Great White Dope paws a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dirge landed 7 of 8 punches, and The Great White Dope landed 0 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Great White Dope is winning the fight 20-19


Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Great White Dope attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dirge leaps aside.
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-The Great White Dope attacks with a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dirge belts The Great White Dope with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-The Great White Dope attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Dirge ducks just in time.
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-The Great White Dope attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dirge landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Great White Dope landed 0 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Great White Dope is winning the fight 30-29


Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Great White Dope throws a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-The Great White Dope attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dirge takes it in the forearms.
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-The Great White Dope attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dirge smacks The Great White Dope with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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-The Great White Dope throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dirge steps aside and laughs.
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-The Great White Dope probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Dirge hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dirge landed 7 of 8 punches, and The Great White Dope landed 0 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Great White Dope is winning the fight 40-39


Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Great White Dope tries a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-The Great White Dope tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dirge blocks.
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-The Great White Dope tries to land a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Dirge ties him up.
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+Dirge lands a series of hard blows to the ribs.
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-The Great White Dope fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-The Great White Dope charges with a jab to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dirge landed 7 of 7 punches, and The Great White Dope landed 1 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Great White Dope is winning the fight 50-49


Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Dirge covers up.
The Great White Dope is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Great White Dope fires a roundhouse to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dirge pounds The Great White Dope with a pair of off balance blows to the chest. The Great White Dope sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dirge smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! The Great White Dope's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Dirge wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dirge doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Great White Dope can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Great White Dope 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Great White Dope 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Great White Dope 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.

Dirge wins by a technical knockout!