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(Toughman) Angry Byrd defeated SH ZWIP by disqualification in round 4.

Match Saturday, March 3, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 832 pounds (377 kilograms) is SH ZWIP!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 645 pounds (293 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Sh Zwip stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Angry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Sh Zwip pops Angry with a pair of mean punches to the nose!
+Angry solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Sh Zwip solidly lands a series of punches to the jaw. Angry shakes his head to clear it.
+Sh Zwip punches Angry with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!! Angry gets mad!
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+Angry slams Sh Zwip with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Sh Zwip attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
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+Angry smacks Sh Zwip with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Sh Zwip thumps Angry with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Sh Zwip tosses Angry with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Angry hammers Sh Zwip with a roundhouse to the stomach. Sh Zwip grimaces in pain.
+Angry takes charge with a quick sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Sh Zwip charges with a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
+Angry pops Sh Zwip with a series of shots to the face.
-Sh Zwip attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Angry hammers Sh Zwip with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Sh Zwip rocks Angry with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
-Sh Zwip throws a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Angry shakes Sh Zwip with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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+Sh Zwip lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
+Sh Zwip scores with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Angry smacks Sh Zwip with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Angry attacks with a series of light shots to the eye. Sh Zwip sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Angry throws a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Sh Zwip tosses a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Sh Zwip drills Angry with a stiff jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SH ZWIP landed 70 of 100 punches, and Angry Byrd landed 70 of 81 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-9


Sh Zwip doesn't even want to rest!

Angry doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sh Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Angry tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but Sh Zwip ties him up.
-Angry throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Angry attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Sh Zwip beats a hasty retreat.
+Angry tattoos Sh Zwip with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Sh Zwip hits with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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+Sh Zwip tosses a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Angry tosses a series of furious punches to the head.
+Angry pops Sh Zwip with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Angry clocks Sh Zwip with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Angry hammers Sh Zwip with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Angry hits with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
-Angry attempts a left jab to the stomach, but Sh Zwip leaps aside.
+Angry smacks Sh Zwip with a series of wild punches to the head!! Sh Zwip quickly recovers.
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-Sh Zwip probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Angry scores with a loud jab to the nose.
+Angry lands a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Sh Zwip sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Angry hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Angry staggers Sh Zwip with a series of punches to the face!!
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+Angry shakes Sh Zwip with a flurry of punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

SH ZWIP landed 11 of 16 punches, and Angry Byrd landed 74 of 91 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 20-18


Sh Zwip doesn't even want to rest!

Angry doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Sh Zwip stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Sh Zwip slams Angry with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Sh Zwip fires a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Sh Zwip hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Sh Zwip launches a series of right shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Angry punches Sh Zwip with a pair of punches to the head!
+Sh Zwip belts Angry with a series of loud punches to the nose.
-Sh Zwip attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Angry clocks Sh Zwip with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Angry hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
-Sh Zwip attempts a jab to the chin, but only hits air.
+Angry grazes Sh Zwip with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
-Sh Zwip attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Sh Zwip attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Angry laughs!
+Angry belts Sh Zwip with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Angry hits with a heavy jab to the chest.
+Sh Zwip throws a series of punches to the head.
+Angry hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
-Sh Zwip launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
+Sh Zwip hits with a series of hard punches to the temple!!
+Angry punches Sh Zwip with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Sh Zwip lands a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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+Angry smacks Sh Zwip with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
+Sh Zwip hits Angry with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Angry shakes his head to clear it.
+Angry attacks with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Angry suprises Sh Zwip with a quick straight right to the head. Sh Zwip sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Sh Zwip belts Angry with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Angry lands a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Angry shakes Sh Zwip with a volley of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Sh Zwip tags Angry with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
+Angry fires a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Sh Zwip belts Angry with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Angry quickly recovers.
+Angry lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Sh Zwip fires a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Angry grimaces in pain.
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+Angry pummels Sh Zwip with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Sh Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Sh Zwip hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Sh Zwip hits Angry with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SH ZWIP landed 73 of 104 punches, and Angry Byrd landed 87 of 87 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-8

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 30-26


Sh Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Sh Zwip throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Sh Zwip punches Angry with a barrage of punches to the head! Angry ignores it.
Sh Zwip lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Angry goes down!!

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Angry struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Angry belts Sh Zwip with a sweeping right to the jaw. Sh Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Angry fires a powerful left to the eye.
+Sh Zwip suprises Angry with a series of loud roundhouses to the face. Angry gets mad!
+Angry pops Sh Zwip with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Angry suprises Sh Zwip with a pair of painful punches to the eye. Sh Zwip gets mad!
+Angry hammers Sh Zwip with a commanding cross to the ribs. Sh Zwip sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Angry suprises Sh Zwip with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
Angry lands a crashing blow to the temple and Sh Zwip's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Sh Zwip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Angry smacks Sh Zwip with a glancing right to the nose.
+Angry hurts Sh Zwip with a series of punches to the head. Sh Zwip seems wobbly!
+Angry pops Sh Zwip with a flurry of crosses to the head!!
+Angry wallops Sh Zwip with a flurry of stinging blows to the mouth.
+Sh Zwip lands a volley of uppercuts to the nose.
+Angry tattoos Sh Zwip with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
+Angry shakes Sh Zwip with a solid jab to the temple!!
-Sh Zwip tries a pair of left shots to the temple, but Angry covers himself well.
+Angry hits Sh Zwip with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Angry solidly lands a mean jab to the nose.
+Angry nails Sh Zwip with a solid right to the head.
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+Angry connects with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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+Sh Zwip lashes out with Angry with a blow to the groin! Angry Byrd pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Angry Byrd wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Sh Zwip is obviously tired.

Angry is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SH ZWIP 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9

Angry Byrd wins by a foul!


          

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