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(Heavyweight) Total Looser defeated Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, February 24, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Total Looser!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 181 pounds (82 kilograms) is Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Looser grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Jackhamma lands a flurry of powerful shots to the chest.
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-Looser launches a volley of shots to the head, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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+Jackhamma pops Looser with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Looser is hurt!
-Looser lashes out with a hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Looser attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Looser throws a series of shots to the chin, but Jackhamma ducks.
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-Looser attempts a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jackhamma strikes with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Looser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma takes charge with a strong jab to the eye.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Looser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Looser pummels Jackhamma with a strong cross to the face.
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+Jackhamma drills Looser with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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+Jackhamma pops Looser with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth! Looser covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 6 of 35 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 41 of 41 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 10-9


Looser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jackhamma doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Looser probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Looser attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma escapes.
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+Jackhamma hits Looser with a series of strong shots to the ribs.
+Jackhamma stuns Looser with a volley of wild shots to the temple! Looser retreats to the far corner.
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-Looser tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
-Looser probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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+Jackhamma pummels Looser with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Looser attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma escapes.
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+Looser drills Jackhamma with a loud hook to the ribs! Jackhamma backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jackhamma connects with a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma slams Looser with a volley of glancing punches to the head. Looser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Looser attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 8 of 38 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 40 of 42 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 20-18


Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Looser launches a hook to the chest, but Jackhamma escapes.
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-Looser fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Jackhamma punches Looser with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Jackhamma connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Looser tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Jackhamma wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the temple.
-Looser lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Jackhamma throws a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Looser hits with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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-Looser lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jackhamma whacks Looser with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Looser lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
-Looser fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 7 of 40 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 40 of 40 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 30-27


Looser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jackhamma is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Looser attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Looser lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but Jackhamma ducks.
-Looser throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Jackhamma tags Looser with a flurry of punches to the nose!
+Jackhamma fires a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
-Looser lunges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
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+Looser drills Jackhamma with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Jackhamma seems wobbly!
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+Jackhamma clocks Looser with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Looser attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jackhamma connects with a pair of punches to the mouth!! Looser retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 9 of 37 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 24 of 24 punches.

Total Looser won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 39-37


Looser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jackhamma is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Looser attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Jackhamma shakes Looser with a hard cross to the jaw!
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+Jackhamma fires a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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-Looser paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jackhamma takes charge with a series of nice blows to the chest.
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+Jackhamma tattoos Looser with a stiff jab to the head.
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-Looser probes with a straight right to the chest, but falls short.
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+Jackhamma tosses a jab to the chest!! Looser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jackhamma lands a pair of punches to the nose.
-Looser probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Jackhamma throws a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Looser tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Jackhamma strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Jackhamma drills Looser with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Jackhamma backs up Looser with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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+Looser takes charge with a series of commanding shots to the ribs!
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+Jackhamma lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 7 of 40 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 47 of 53 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 49-46


Looser is obviously tired.

Jackhamma is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Looser probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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+Jackhamma tosses a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma lashes out with a sweeping right to the face. Looser grimaces in pain.
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+Jackhamma nails Looser with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Looser lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Looser launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
+Jackhamma rocks Looser with a volley of solid blows to the mouth. Looser doesn't notice.
-Looser tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma ties him up.
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-Looser probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Jackhamma hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Jackhamma fires a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+Jackhamma catches Looser with a stiff hook to the stomach.
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+Looser attacks with a flurry of strong blows to the chest.
+Jackhamma hurts Looser with a jab to the chest. Looser retreats to the far corner.
+Jackhamma lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 6 of 42 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 50 of 52 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 59-55


Looser is obviously tired.

Jackhamma collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Looser is brawling. (inside)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Looser jolts Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the temple. Jackhamma quickly recovers.
Looser lands a beautiful left blow to the head and Jackhamma hurtles to the canvas!!

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Jackhamma struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Looser smacks Jackhamma with a vicious uppercut to the chin!
Looser lands a beautiful right uppercut and Jackhamma's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Total Looser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Looser is obviously tired.

Jackhamma collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Total Looser 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9

Total Looser wins by a knockout!