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(Super-Heavyweight) Not Functional defeated BOT-183623 by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, February 11, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 724 pounds (328 kilograms) is Not Functional!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 310 pounds (141 kilograms) is BOT-183623!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Functional stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-183623 staggers Functional with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Functional hits Bot-183623 with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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-Bot-183623 lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Functional beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-183623 smashes Functional with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Functional hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Functional thumps Bot-183623 with a series of loud shots to the head.
Functional lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Bot-183623 goes over backwards!!

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Bot-183623 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-183623 whacks Functional with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-183623 staggers Functional with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Bot-183623 tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-183623 tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Functional escapes.
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-Functional tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Bot-183623 quickly backs away.
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+Functional drills Bot-183623 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Functional slams Bot-183623 with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Functional whacks Bot-183623 with a series of glancing punches to the face.
-Bot-183623 launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Functional tags Bot-183623 with a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 34 of 45 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 15 of 30 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-8

Not Functional is winning the fight 10-8


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Functional stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Functional hits with a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Functional belts Bot-183623 with a volley of loud punches to the nose!!
+Functional lands a pair of furious punches to the jaw. Bot-183623 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-183623 annoys Functional with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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-Bot-183623 launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Functional ducks.
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-Bot-183623 paws a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Functional hits with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-183623 hits Functional with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Functional hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Functional thumps Bot-183623 with a volley of wild punches to the face. Bot-183623 grimaces in pain.
Functional lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Bot-183623 falls to the canvas!!

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Bot-183623 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-183623 catches Functional with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 36 of 41 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 18 of 36 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-8

Not Functional is winning the fight 20-16


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-183623 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Functional beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-183623 launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but Functional steps aside.
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-Bot-183623 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Bot-183623 throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Functional ducks.
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+Functional hits with a series of solid shots to the eye!! Bot-183623 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-183623 drills Functional with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 8 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Not Functional is winning the fight 30-26


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bot-183623 charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Functional stays away from it.
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-Bot-183623 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Functional leaps aside.
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+Functional pummels Bot-183623 with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Bot-183623 tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Functional ties him up.
-Bot-183623 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Bot-183623 tries a right jab to the stomach, but Functional blocks.
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-Bot-183623 paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Bot-183623 wallops Functional with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 7 of 33 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-9

Not Functional is winning the fight 40-35


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Bot-183623 tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-183623 tries a right jab to the nose, but Functional takes it in the forearms.
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-Bot-183623 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Functional beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-183623 fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-183623 grazes Functional with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Functional shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-183623 charges with a roundhouse to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Functional tosses a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 7 of 7 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 10 of 40 punches.

BOT-183623 won the round 10-9

Not Functional is winning the fight 49-45


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 6

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Functional thumps Bot-183623 with a pair of punches to the chest. Bot-183623 retreats to the far corner.
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-Bot-183623 launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Functional quickly backs away.
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-Bot-183623 charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Functional stays away from it.
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-Bot-183623 tries a right to the jaw, but Functional deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-183623 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-183623 attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Functional deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-183623 smacks Functional with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Bot-183623 throws a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 8 of 39 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Not Functional is winning the fight 59-55


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-183623 attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Functional quickly backs away.
+Bot-183623 lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-183623 fires a pair of commanding punches to the face.
-Bot-183623 tries a series of punches to the head, but Functional ducks.
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-Bot-183623 lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Bot-183623 throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Functional beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-183623 throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Functional wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Bot-183623 throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Functional steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 7 of 7 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 9 of 41 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-9

Not Functional is winning the fight 69-64


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Bot-183623 probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Functional narrowly avoids it
-Bot-183623 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Functional blocks.
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-Bot-183623 throws a right straight right to the face, but Functional ducks just in time.
-Bot-183623 lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Bot-183623 lashes out with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
-Bot-183623 attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but Functional steps aside.
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+Functional throws a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-183623 paws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 8 of 40 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-9

Not Functional is winning the fight 79-73


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-183623 lunges with a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Bot-183623 attacks with a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-183623 probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Functional quickly backs away.
-Bot-183623 charges with a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Bot-183623 attempts a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Bot-183623 attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Bot-183623 launches a left left to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Bot-183623 attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose. Functional hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Functional punches Bot-183623 with a volley of heavy punches to the temple. Bot-183623 falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 8 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Not Functional is winning the fight 89-83


Functional doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-183623 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Functional stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Bot-183623 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Functional hits with a series of punches to the face!!
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-Bot-183623 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Functional quickly backs away.
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+Bot-183623 fires a straight right to the eye.
+Bot-183623 tosses a volley of solid punches to the eye.
-Bot-183623 attacks with a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Functional hits with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Functional lands a series of glancing punches to the temple.
Functional lands a sudden right hook and Bot-183623 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Bot-183623 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-183623 paws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Bot-183623 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Functional ties him up.
+Functional backs up Bot-183623 with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-183623 catches Functional with a series of punches to the head. Functional shakes his head to clear it.
-Bot-183623 throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Functional pounds Bot-183623 with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Functional hurts Bot-183623 with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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+Functional fires a roundhouse to the eye. Bot-183623 covers up.
-Bot-183623 attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 36 of 39 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 13 of 42 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-8

Not Functional is winning the fight 99-91


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183623 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Functional stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Functional shakes Bot-183623 with a pair of wild punches to the temple. Bot-183623 quickly recovers.
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+Functional throws a volley of punches to the temple!!
+Functional fires a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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+Functional hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Functional annoys Bot-183623 with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Bot-183623 beats a hasty retreat.
Functional lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Bot-183623 goes down!!

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Bot-183623 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Functional tattoos Bot-183623 with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
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+Functional connects with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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-Bot-183623 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Functional stays away from it.
+Bot-183623 suprises Functional with a pair of hard punches to the head!!
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-Bot-183623 attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Functional steps aside and laughs.
+Bot-183623 scores with a series of nasty punches to the head.
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-Bot-183623 launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but Functional steps aside and laughs.
+Functional wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the face. Bot-183623 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters study each other.
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-Bot-183623 throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Functional steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Not Functional landed 35 of 35 punches, and BOT-183623 landed 10 of 30 punches.

Not Functional won the round 10-8

Not Functional is winning the fight 109-99


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-183623 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Functional stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Bot-183623 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Functional hits with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
Functional lands a devestating right cross to the jaw and Bot-183623 falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Not Functional wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Functional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-183623 looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Not Functional 10-8
Round 2: Not Functional 10-8
Round 3: Not Functional 10-9
Round 4: Not Functional 10-9
Round 5: BOT-183623 10-9
Round 6: BOT-183623 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Not Functional 10-9
Round 9: Not Functional 10-9
Round 10: Not Functional 10-8
Round 11: Not Functional 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Not Functional 10-8
Round 2: Not Functional 10-8
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Not Functional 10-9
Round 5: BOT-183623 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Not Functional 10-9
Round 8: Not Functional 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Not Functional 10-8
Round 11: Not Functional 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Not Functional 10-8
Round 2: Not Functional 10-8
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Not Functional 10-9
Round 5: BOT-183623 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Not Functional 10-9
Round 9: Not Functional 10-9
Round 10: Not Functional 10-8
Round 11: Not Functional 10-8

Not Functional wins by a knockout!