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(Heavyweight) Rex Da Primitive CaveMan defeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley by unanimous decision: 116-109, 115-109, 117-107.

Match Friday, April 14, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Rex Da Primitive CaveMan!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Hunter Hearst Helmsley!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

+Caveman attacks with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Helmsley annoys Caveman with a flurry of solid punches to the chest. Caveman is hurt!
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Caveman launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Caveman attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Caveman staggers Helmsley with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Helmsley gets mad!
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Caveman doesn't seem bothered.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley tags Caveman with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Helmsley throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Caveman quickly backs away.
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+Helmsley tags Caveman with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 11 of 24 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 25 of 34 punches.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 10-9


Caveman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Helmsley doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Caveman punches Helmsley with a commanding straight right to the ribs.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Caveman paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Helmsley deftly avoits it.
-Caveman lunges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Helmsley leaps aside.
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-Caveman lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Helmsley ducks.
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+Helmsley clocks Caveman with a solid jab to the stomach. Caveman laughs!
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley hits with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
+Caveman throws a flurry of shots to the chest. Helmsley gets mad!
+Helmsley staggers Caveman with a flurry of mean shots to the chest.
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+Helmsley tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Caveman falls against the ropes!
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.

Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 11 of 23 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 22 of 34 punches.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 20-18


Caveman doesn't even want to rest!

Helmsley doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Helmsley hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Caveman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Caveman is hurt!
-Helmsley tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Caveman blocks.
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+Caveman hits with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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-Caveman launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Caveman attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Helmsley backs out of it.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley fires a volley of heavy punches to the chest!
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-Helmsley paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley slams Caveman with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 10 of 26 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 20 of 33 punches.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 30-27


Caveman doesn't even want to rest!

Helmsley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Helmsley attacks with a left to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Helmsley thumps Caveman with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Caveman launches a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Caveman nails Helmsley with a pair of blows to the ribs!! Helmsley seems wobbly!
+Helmsley hits with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Helmsley tattoos Caveman with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Caveman beats a hasty retreat.
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 12 of 25 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 20 of 32 punches.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 40-36


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Caveman launches a left jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Helmsley hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Helmsley paws a right jab to the ribs, but Caveman ducks.
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+Helmsley hits with a straight right to the chest!!
-Caveman probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Helmsley narrowly avoids it
+Helmsley fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Helmsley lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Caveman tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs. Helmsley doesn't notice.
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+Helmsley jars Caveman with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Caveman gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 11 of 24 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 23 of 35 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 49-46


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley backpedals and jabs.

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+Caveman takes charge with a volley of light shots to the stomach.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Caveman lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Caveman backs up Helmsley with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Caveman lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 9 of 26 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 5 of 8 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 58-56


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Helmsley lands a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Caveman attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Caveman paws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Helmsley whacks Caveman with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Helmsley lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Helmsley throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Caveman takes it in the forearms.
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-Helmsley throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Caveman backs out of it.
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+Caveman nails Helmsley with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Helmsley retreats to the far corner.
+Helmsley hits with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Caveman probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Caveman hurts Helmsley with a hook to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 16 of 34 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 23 of 32 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is winning the fight 67-66


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Caveman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helmsley backpedals and jabs.

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-Caveman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Helmsley ducks just in time.
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+Caveman smashes Helmsley with a cross to the stomach.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Caveman launches a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Helmsley steps aside.
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+Helmsley catches Caveman with a flurry of punches to the chin. Caveman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Caveman strikes with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach.
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-Caveman fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 16 of 32 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 8 of 8 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Caveman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Helmsley backpedals and jabs.

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+Caveman tosses a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach!
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Caveman throws a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Caveman pokes Helmsley with a uppercut to the ribs.
-Caveman throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Caveman charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Helmsley tags Caveman with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Caveman throws a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 14 of 33 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 7 of 8 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan is winning the fight 86-85


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Caveman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Helmsley backpedals and jabs.

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+Caveman hurts Helmsley with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Caveman lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Helmsley hides behind his gloves.
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-Caveman lunges with a series of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helmsley tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Caveman throws a pair of glancing punches to the eye! Helmsley beats a hasty retreat.
-Caveman tries a volley of right blows to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 12 of 33 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 7 of 7 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-9

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan is winning the fight 96-94


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 11

Caveman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Helmsley whacks Caveman with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Caveman gets mad!
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Caveman lands a volley of powerful shots to the nose.
+Helmsley stuns Caveman with a pair of vicious blows to the face.
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Caveman lands a stiff jab to the head.
Caveman lands a thundering left hook and Helmsley falls senseless!!

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Helmsley struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Caveman tosses a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Helmsley backpedals to his own corner.
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+Helmsley hits Caveman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Caveman scores with a flurry of shots to the mouth!! Helmsley falls against the ropes!
Caveman lands a lightning haymaker and Helmsley staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Helmsley struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Helmsley tags Caveman with a barrage of furious shots to the jaw.
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-Caveman launches a volley of left blows to the eye, but Helmsley beats a hasty retreat.
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+Caveman throws a series of mean shots to the head. Helmsley backpedals to his own corner.
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-Caveman launches a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Helmsley ties him up.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Helmsley hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 19 of 33 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 23 of 32 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-7

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan is winning the fight 106-101


Caveman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helmsley is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 12

Caveman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Helmsley stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Caveman throws a left uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Helmsley connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Caveman staggers Helmsley with a series of loud punches to the mouth. Helmsley backpedals to his own corner.
Caveman lands a crashing blow to the head and Helmsley is flattened!!

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Helmsley struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Caveman throws a barrage of light shots to the head!
Caveman lands a vicious right haymaker and Helmsley's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Helmsley struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Caveman tags Helmsley with a pair of heavy shots to the nose. Helmsley doesn't notice.
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-Caveman throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Helmsley ducks.
+Helmsley hurts Caveman with a off balance straight right to the mouth.
Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Caveman lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Helmsley tosses a straight right to the chin.
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+Caveman hits Helmsley with a volley of blows to the chin. Helmsley covers up.
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Helmsley tries to attack, but Caveman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Helmsley throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Helmsley hits with a pair of strong punches to the eye. Caveman quickly recovers.
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+Helmsley punches Caveman with a series of solid punches to the nose. Caveman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Caveman takes charge with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Helmsley throws a volley of punches to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan landed 20 of 39 punches, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley landed 27 of 33 punches.

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan won the round 10-7

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan is winning the fight 116-108


Caveman is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Helmsley is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 4: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 5: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 6: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 7: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 8: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 9: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 10: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 11: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7
Round 12: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7

Total Score: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 116-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 2: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 3: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 4: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 5: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 6: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 7: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 8: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 9: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 10: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 11: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7
Round 12: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7

Total Score: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 115-109


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 2: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 3: Hunter Hearst Helmsley 10-9
Round 4: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 5: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 6: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 7: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 8: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 9: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 10: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-9
Round 11: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7
Round 12: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 10-7

Total Score: Rex Da Primitive CaveMan 117-107

Rex Da Primitive CaveMan wins by decision!


          

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