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(Welterweight) Poopcycle defeated Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Thursday, January 25, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Aunt Esther Anderson 2014!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Poopcycle!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Aunt hits with a barrage of blows to the face. Poopcycle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Poopcycle lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the face. Aunt doesn't notice.
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+Aunt connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Poopcycle falls against the ropes!
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+Aunt lands a barrage of blows to the eye. Poopcycle gets mad!
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Aunt tries to attack, but Poopcycle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Aunt hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Aunt tags Poopcycle with a hard jab to the face!
Aunt tries to attack, but Poopcycle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Poopcycle attacks with a series of shots to the eye, but Aunt ducks.
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-Poopcycle tries to land a barrage of shots to the eye, but Aunt ties him up.
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Aunt tries to attack, but Poopcycle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 23 of 24 punches, and Poopcycle landed 10 of 26 punches.

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 10-9


Aunt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Poopcycle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

-Poopcycle attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Aunt steps aside and laughs.
-Poopcycle attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Aunt lands a volley of stinging shots to the mouth!
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+Poopcycle stuns Aunt with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+Poopcycle hits with a series of glancing shots to the ribs!!
-Poopcycle charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Aunt steps aside.
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+Aunt pummels Poopcycle with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Poopcycle tattoos Aunt with a nasty hook to the stomach.
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-Poopcycle tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Aunt hides behind his gloves.
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+Aunt punches Poopcycle with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Aunt slams Poopcycle with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Aunt hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 23 of 23 punches, and Poopcycle landed 14 of 33 punches.

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 20-18


Aunt doesn't even want to rest!

Poopcycle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Poopcycle fires a hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Poopcycle fires a pair of nasty shots to the chest.
-Poopcycle attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Aunt leaps aside.
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+Aunt shakes Poopcycle with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Poopcycle slams Aunt with a barrage of quick shots to the chest. Aunt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Poopcycle probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Poopcycle probes with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Poopcycle throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Aunt stays away from it.
+Poopcycle solidly lands a strong hook to the ribs!
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-Poopcycle attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Aunt quickly backs away.
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+Aunt drills Poopcycle with a stiff jab to the nose!!
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+Aunt fires a pair of punches to the head.
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+Aunt stuns Poopcycle with a series of shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 24 of 25 punches, and Poopcycle landed 19 of 40 punches.

Poopcycle won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 29-28


Aunt doesn't even want to rest!

Poopcycle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

+Poopcycle fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus! Aunt seems wobbly!
+Poopcycle fires a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.
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+Poopcycle tosses a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Aunt fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Poopcycle tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Aunt ducks just in time.
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-Poopcycle fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Aunt steps aside.
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-Poopcycle lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Poopcycle landed 16 of 40 punches.

Poopcycle won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Aunt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Poopcycle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

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-Poopcycle attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Aunt annoys Poopcycle with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Poopcycle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Poopcycle lashes out with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
+Poopcycle punches Aunt with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Poopcycle hurts Aunt with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Aunt doesn't notice.
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-Poopcycle tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Aunt steps aside and laughs.
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-Poopcycle launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Aunt punches Poopcycle with a volley of punches to the face.
+Aunt throws a pair of painful punches to the nose!!
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+Aunt attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Poopcycle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Poopcycle hits with a jab to the ribs. Aunt ignores it.
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+Aunt punches Poopcycle with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 27 of 27 punches, and Poopcycle landed 16 of 40 punches.

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 48-47


Aunt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Poopcycle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

+Poopcycle thumps Aunt with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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-Poopcycle lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Aunt takes it in the forearms.
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+Aunt whacks Poopcycle with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Poopcycle tattoos Aunt with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
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-Poopcycle lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Aunt blocks.
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+Poopcycle nails Aunt with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
-Poopcycle launches a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Poopcycle landed 17 of 43 punches.

Poopcycle won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Aunt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.

Poopcycle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

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+Aunt punches Poopcycle with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
-Poopcycle tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Aunt belts Poopcycle with a pair of punches to the nose. Poopcycle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Aunt fires a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
-Poopcycle attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Aunt stays away from it.
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-Poopcycle launches a right jab to the stomach, but misses.
+Poopcycle grazes Aunt with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Aunt tosses a painful cross to the head.
+Aunt catches Poopcycle with a pair of shots to the temple.
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+Poopcycle shakes Aunt with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Poopcycle charges with a left hook to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 31 of 31 punches, and Poopcycle landed 16 of 39 punches.

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 67-66


Aunt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.

Poopcycle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

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-Poopcycle paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Aunt steps aside and laughs.
+Aunt punches Poopcycle with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Poopcycle launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Aunt ties him up.
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+Aunt lands a nasty jab to the jaw. Poopcycle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Aunt fires a light jab to the temple.
+Aunt pokes Poopcycle with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Poopcycle clocks Aunt with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Poopcycle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Aunt smashes Poopcycle with a off balance jab to the mouth.
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+Poopcycle solidly lands a series of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Aunt hurts Poopcycle with a volley of blows to the jaw. Poopcycle laughs!
-Poopcycle tries to land a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Poopcycle tattoos Aunt with a loud uppercut to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 landed 33 of 33 punches, and Poopcycle landed 17 of 37 punches.

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 won the round 10-9

Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 is winning the fight 77-75


Aunt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.

Poopcycle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Aunt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Poopcycle is brawling. (inside)

+Aunt pounds Poopcycle with a series of punches to the head.
+Poopcycle tosses a barrage of powerful shots to the face.
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+Aunt throws a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. Poopcycle laughs!
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-Poopcycle tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Poopcycle probes with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Aunt steps aside.
-Poopcycle paws a series of left shots to the eye, but Aunt stays away from it.
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+Poopcycle annoys Aunt with a flurry of glancing blows to the head. Aunt backpedals to his own corner.
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+Poopcycle pounds Aunt with a series of shots to the temple. Aunt falls against the ropes!
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+Aunt connects with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Aunt hits with a volley of light blows to the head.
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+Poopcycle tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Aunt hits with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Poopcycle throws a series of right blows to the temple, but Aunt ducks just in time.
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+Aunt catches Poopcycle with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Aunt suprises Poopcycle with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL
Aunt is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.

Poopcycle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 continue the fight! Poopcycle wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 2: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 3: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 4: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 5: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 6: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 7: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 8: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 2: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 5: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 6: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 7: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 8: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 2: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 3: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 4: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 5: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 6: Poopcycle 10-9
Round 7: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9
Round 8: Aunt Esther Anderson 2014 10-9

Poopcycle wins by a technical knockout!


          

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