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(Toughman) Angry Byrd defeated Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, January 20, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 654 pounds (297 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 235 pounds (107 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Angry punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
+Angry scores with a solid roundhouse to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Angry takes it in the forearms.
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+Angry catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the eye. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Angry tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Angry wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
Angry lands a beautiful uppercut and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of nice shots to the chest. Angry laughs!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a left cross to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Angry covers himself well.
+Angry throws a pair of blows to the chin.
Angry lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Angry tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Angry with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus!
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+Angry hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Angry solidly lands a flurry of glancing punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Angry jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 37 of 37 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 40 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-7

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-7


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Angry with a uppercut to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Angry with a pair of mean shots to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a cross to the chest, but Angry steps aside and laughs.
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+Angry tosses a mean left to the eye. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Angry steps aside and laughs.
+Angry tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Angry covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but Angry steps aside.
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+Angry nails Coffeeguzzler with a loud roundhouse to the temple.
+Angry tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Angry pops Coffeeguzzler with a strong straight right to the face. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
Angry lands a sudden right hook and Coffeeguzzler is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Angry fires a pair of wild punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but Angry steps aside and laughs.
+Angry connects with a series of quick punches to the nose! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Angry with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
+Angry tags Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the mouth.
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+Angry lands a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Angry catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Angry jolts Coffeeguzzler with a strong sweeping right to the temple!!
Angry lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler collapses!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Angry hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 41 of 41 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 40 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-7

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 20-14


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Angry quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Angry connects with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Angry lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Angry annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Angry steps aside.
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+Angry nails Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Angry attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Angry with a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Angry seems wobbly!
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+Angry hits with a volley of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Angry hits with a sweeping right to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Angry with a series of furious punches to the stomach. Angry grimaces in pain.
+Angry throws a series of painful punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
Angry lands a lightning right blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Angry with a flurry of punches to the chest. Angry grimaces in pain.
+Angry attacks with a pair of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 39 of 42 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 39 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-7

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 30-21


Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
+Angry thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
Angry lands a bone crushing right cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Angry with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Angry throws a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Angry lands a sudden left cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Angry Byrd wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Angry is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Coffeeguzzler can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-7
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-7

Angry Byrd wins by a knockout!


          

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