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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, January 06, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 493 pounds (224 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 843 pounds (382 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!!
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+Peter jars Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye!
-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Peter tattoos Noodle with a series of punches to the head.
+Peter tags Noodle with a straight right to the jaw.
+Noodle clocks Peter with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle pounds Peter with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Peter annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Peter solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the head. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle smashes Peter with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Noodle hurts Peter with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Peter blocks.
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-Noodle lashes out with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Peter lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle blocks.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Peter tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Noodle backs out of it.
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-Peter attacks with a left left to the temple, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle jolts Peter with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 44 of 64 punches, and Peter Plan landed 28 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

-Peter charges with a series of punches to the head, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Noodle smacks Peter with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but Peter takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Peter fires a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle smacks Peter with a series of nasty punches to the mouth. Peter is hurt!
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+Peter hits with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Peter lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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+Peter annoys Noodle with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Peter probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Peter narrowly avoids it
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-Peter tries a volley of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Peter tattoos Noodle with a volley of quick shots to the head.
+Peter fires a flurry of glancing punches to the temple!! Noodle is hurt!
-Noodle throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Peter leaps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Noodle lashes out with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Peter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Peter narrowly avoids it
+Noodle connects with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Peter ignores it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 66 punches, and Peter Plan landed 27 of 45 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

-Peter charges with a volley of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the chin! Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Peter smashes Noodle with a pair of punches to the face!! Noodle ignores it.
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-Noodle tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Noodle connects with a glancing right to the solar plexus.
-Noodle lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Peter lands a series of furious shots to the head.
-Peter throws a series of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Noodle hits Peter with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Peter thumps Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Peter lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Peter paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Noodle escapes.
+Noodle fires a quick jab to the stomach.
-Peter probes with a pair of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Peter leaps aside.
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+Noodle hammers Peter with a jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 62 punches, and Peter Plan landed 27 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Peter ducks just in time.
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+Noodle grazes Peter with a nice jab to the head. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Peter ducks just in time.
-Noodle charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Peter deftly avoits it.
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+Peter connects with a volley of solid punches to the mouth! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle belts Peter with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
+Noodle jars Peter with a pair of furious shots to the jaw. Peter retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle smacks Peter with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Peter attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Noodle throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
-Peter tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Peter pounds Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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-Peter lashes out with a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Noodle throws a series of furious punches to the stomach.
-Peter paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Peter takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Peter grazes Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the eye. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 70 punches, and Peter Plan landed 29 of 49 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!


          

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