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(Super-Heavyweight) Walker A. Elser defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, December 30, 2017

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 854 pounds (387 kilograms) is Walker A. Elser!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Elser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Elser fires a volley of nasty shots to the jaw.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Elser staggers Thing with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose! Thing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Elser lands a slow motion haymaker and Thing bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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FIVE
Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Elser tags Thing with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
-Thing lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
-Thing attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Thing fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Thing lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elser attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Thing pounds Elser with a loud sweeping right to the chest.
+Thing drills Elser with a stinging uppercut to the head.
Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing suprises Elser with a light uppercut to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Thing drills Elser with a pair of wild shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 12 of 31 punches, and Walker A. Elser landed 21 of 26 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-8

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 10-8


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Elser doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Elser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thing stuns Elser with a series of punches to the ribs. Elser seems wobbly!
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-Thing attacks with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Thing paws a series of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Thing tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Elser narrowly avoids it
+Elser staggers Thing with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Elser lands a well placed left uppercut and Thing lands flat on his back!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elser fires a light straight right to the nose. Thing falls against the ropes!
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elser solidly lands a series of punches to the chin.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elser paws a left to the chin, but falls short.
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-Thing throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Elser quickly backs away.
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+Elser belts Thing with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Thing lands a series of punches to the ribs. Elser beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Elser tags Thing with a series of light punches to the nose. Thing ignores it.
Elser lands a well placed left smash to the jaw and Thing is flattened!!

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FIVE
Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Elser drills Thing with a series of punches to the jaw!
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing throws a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 9 of 28 punches, and Walker A. Elser landed 22 of 32 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-7

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 20-15


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Elser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Elser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Elser tosses a series of nice blows to the head.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Elser backs out of it.
+Elser pounds Thing with a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Elser suprises Thing with a flurry of nasty punches to the head!
+Elser pokes Thing with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
Elser lands a powerful uppercut and Thing lands flat on his back!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elser throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Thing ducks just in time.
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-Thing charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Elser strikes with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
-Thing attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Elser steps aside.
Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing hurts Elser with a barrage of punches to the stomach!! Elser doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 5 of 31 punches, and Walker A. Elser landed 22 of 31 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-8

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 30-23


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Elser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Elser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Elser throws a left to the head.
Elser lands a resounding left blow to the head and Thing is knocked down!!

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EIGHT
Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elser lands a barrage of hard punches to the nose!
Elser lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Thing goes down!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Elser lands a series of strong punches to the nose. Thing laughs!
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-Thing probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Elser throws a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Thing attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs. Elser doesn't notice.
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+Elser pops Thing with a series of hard punches to the jaw. Thing quickly recovers.
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+Elser hits with a pair of strong punches to the temple. Thing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thing attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing lashes out with a left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Elser tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Elser attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Elser jolts Thing with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Elser lands a lightning left blow to the head and Thing goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Walker A. Elser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Elser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Tha Next Big Thing continue the fight! Walker A. Elser wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-7
Round 3: Walker A. Elser 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-7
Round 3: Walker A. Elser 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-7
Round 3: Walker A. Elser 10-8

Walker A. Elser wins by a knockout!


          

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