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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 39-37.

Match Saturday, December 23, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 478 pounds (217 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 843 pounds (382 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle hammers Peter with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle lands a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Peter probes with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Peter pops Noodle with a series of light punches to the nose.
-Peter attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle hits Peter with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Peter throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Peter lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but misses.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the nose.
+Peter smashes Noodle with a strong jab to the face.
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+Noodle lands a series of glancing punches to the temple.
-Noodle throws a hook to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Peter clocks Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Noodle hammers Peter with a glancing right to the temple. Peter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Peter probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle solidly lands a series of punches to the chest. Peter falls against the ropes!
+Peter lands a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
+Peter annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Peter pounds Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 44 of 63 punches, and Peter Plan landed 26 of 44 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Peter tattoos Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Noodle backs up Peter with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
+Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face. Peter is hurt!
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Peter lashes out with a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth! Peter shakes his head to clear it.
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+Peter wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Peter lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Peter pounds Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the face!! Noodle is hurt!
-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Peter charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle punches Peter with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hurts Peter with a series of light punches to the ribs. Peter backpedals to his own corner.
-Peter probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Peter hurts Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 61 punches, and Peter Plan landed 30 of 46 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

-Peter attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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-Peter launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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-Noodle charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Noodle lands a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Peter punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Noodle pops Peter with a straight right to the nose.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Peter attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Noodle launches a volley of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Peter hits with a volley of painful punches to the face.
-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Peter probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle hammers Peter with a barrage of punches to the face. Peter quickly recovers.
-Noodle launches a roundhouse to the head, but misses.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+Noodle wallops Peter with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Peter smashes Noodle with a series of nasty punches to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Peter jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits Peter with a barrage of loud punches to the nose!
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+Noodle takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose. Peter retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle shakes Peter with a pair of light punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 32 of 70 punches, and Peter Plan landed 24 of 52 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Peter tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Peter tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Peter hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Peter deftly avoits it.
-Peter tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Peter annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose!
-Noodle launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Noodle annoys Peter with a jab to the eye!
+Noodle nails Peter with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
+Peter whacks Noodle with a cross to the temple.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Noodle connects with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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-Noodle tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Peter ties him up.
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-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Peter staggers Noodle with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
-Peter lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Noodle attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Peter strikes with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Peter lands a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 30 of 60 punches, and Peter Plan landed 25 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Peter Plan 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!


          

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