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(Light-Flyweight) Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist defeated Can he do it? by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, December 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Can he do it?!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist !!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Can He Do It? shakes The Dead Baby with a flurry of glancing combinations to the nose. The Dead Baby sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Can He Do It? nails The Dead Baby with a series of painful combinations to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Can He Do It? wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby tags Can He Do It? with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
-The Dead Baby tries to land a right left to the solar plexus, but Can He Do It? beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Can He Do It? tries a barrage of punches to the face, but The Dead Baby narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 20 of 31 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 22 of 34 punches.

Can he do it? won the round 10-9

Can he do it? is winning the fight 10-9


Can He Do It? doesn't even want to rest!

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Can He Do It? attacks with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-The Dead Baby paws a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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+The Dead Baby suprises Can He Do It? with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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-Can He Do It? throws a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Can He Do It? whacks The Dead Baby with a nice jab to the head!!
+The Dead Baby hits with a glancing jab to the solar plexus. Can He Do It? is hurt!
+The Dead Baby drills Can He Do It? with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Can He Do It? grazes The Dead Baby with a barrage of combinations to the face! The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Can He Do It? tries to land a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but The Dead Baby narrowly avoids it
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+Can He Do It? tosses a combination to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 19 of 31 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 20 of 34 punches.

Can he do it? won the round 10-9

Can he do it? is winning the fight 20-18


Can He Do It? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+The Dead Baby nails Can He Do It? with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Can He Do It? sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-The Dead Baby throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Can He Do It? charges with a barrage of left combinations to the head, but The Dead Baby takes it in the forearms.
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+Can He Do It? catches The Dead Baby with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
+The Dead Baby fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Can He Do It? punches The Dead Baby with a flurry of hard combinations to the jaw.
-Can He Do It? attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but The Dead Baby escapes.
+Can He Do It? suprises The Dead Baby with a series of mean combinations to the jaw.
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-The Dead Baby tries a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Can He Do It? hides behind his gloves.
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+The Dead Baby thumps Can He Do It? with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Can He Do It? gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 17 of 32 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 17 of 33 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Can he do it? is winning the fight 29-28


Can He Do It? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Can He Do It? clocks The Dead Baby with a furious straight right to the chin.
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-The Dead Baby fires a roundhouse to the chest, but Can He Do It? quickly backs away.
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+The Dead Baby tags Can He Do It? with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+The Dead Baby suprises Can He Do It? with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+The Dead Baby lands a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Can He Do It? launches a series of combinations to the mouth, but The Dead Baby covers himself well.
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+Can He Do It? throws a wild combination to the temple.
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+The Dead Baby hammers Can He Do It? with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Can He Do It? launches a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Can He Do It? lands a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Can He Do It? probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but The Dead Baby leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 18 of 34 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 32 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Can He Do It? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Can He Do It? lands a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+The Dead Baby drills Can He Do It? with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Can He Do It? suprises The Dead Baby with a volley of loud combinations to the jaw.
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-Can He Do It? throws a volley of right combinations to the eye, but The Dead Baby ties him up.
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-Can He Do It? charges with a pair of combinations to the chin, but The Dead Baby ties him up.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a volley of combinations to the jaw! Can He Do It? covers up.
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-Can He Do It? probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but The Dead Baby ties him up.
+The Dead Baby suprises Can He Do It? with a stiff jab to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby punches Can He Do It? with a pair of quick combinations to the jaw.
-The Dead Baby charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Can He Do It? leaps aside.
+Can He Do It? grazes The Dead Baby with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw. The Dead Baby beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 17 of 32 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 20 of 33 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 48-47


Can He Do It? is obviously tired.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Can He Do It? hurts The Dead Baby with a flurry of light combinations to the temple.
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-Can He Do It? fires a series of combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-The Dead Baby throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Can He Do It? lands a pair of nice shots to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
+The Dead Baby backs up Can He Do It? with a flurry of powerful combinations to the nose.
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-Can He Do It? fires a volley of left combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Can He Do It? launches a roundhouse to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+The Dead Baby whacks Can He Do It? with a flurry of hard combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 14 of 34 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 19 of 29 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 58-56


Can He Do It? is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Can He Do It? launches a series of combinations to the temple, but The Dead Baby hides behind his gloves.
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+Can He Do It? smashes The Dead Baby with a series of combinations to the nose!!
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-Can He Do It? paws a volley of punches to the nose, but The Dead Baby beats a hasty retreat.
-Can He Do It? lunges with a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Can He Do It? wallops The Dead Baby with a barrage of powerful combinations to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a strong left to the chin. Can He Do It? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-The Dead Baby attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Can He Do It? quickly backs away.
+The Dead Baby takes charge with a right to the face.
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+The Dead Baby wakes up the fans with a volley of combinations to the face.
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+Can He Do It? grazes The Dead Baby with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+The Dead Baby scores with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth. Can He Do It? laughs!
The Dead Baby lands a powerful left uppercut and Can He Do It?'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Can He Do It? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-The Dead Baby tries to land a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Can He Do It? deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 11 of 32 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 18 of 31 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 68-64


Can He Do It? is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Can He Do It? probes with a left jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Can He Do It? attacks with a wild left to the chin.
-Can He Do It? probes with a series of punches to the temple, but The Dead Baby backs out of it.
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+The Dead Baby smacks Can He Do It? with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby staggers Can He Do It? with a volley of nice combinations to the head.
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-The Dead Baby fires a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Can He Do It? attempts a volley of right combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a series of left combinations to the eye, but Can He Do It? escapes.
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+Can He Do It? attacks with a barrage of glancing combinations to the mouth! The Dead Baby doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Dead Baby tattoos Can He Do It? with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
The Dead Baby lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Can He Do It? collapses!!

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Can He Do It? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Can He Do It? fires a barrage of left shots to the nose, but The Dead Baby steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 6 of 33 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 35 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 78-72


Can He Do It? looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Can He Do It? paws a series of left combinations to the mouth, but The Dead Baby escapes.
+The Dead Baby fires a straight right to the head.
The Dead Baby lands a ferocious right haymaker and Can He Do It? lands flat on his back!!

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Can He Do It? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Dead Baby throws a barrage of powerful combinations to the chin!
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-Can He Do It? fires a volley of left combinations to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+The Dead Baby tags Can He Do It? with a volley of combinations to the chin.
The Dead Baby lands a bone crushing left uppercut and Can He Do It? is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Can He Do It? looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Can he do it? continue the fight! Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-9
Round 2: Can he do it? 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 8: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-9
Round 2: Can he do it? 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 8: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 8: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by a knockout!


          

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