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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, December 02, 2017

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 843 pounds (382 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 478 pounds (217 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Peter probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
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+Noodle thumps Peter with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
-Peter fires a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Peter lands a powerful jab to the chin!
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+Noodle tags Peter with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Noodle lands a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Peter fires a flurry of punches to the chin. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Peter hurts Noodle with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw. Noodle gets mad!
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-Noodle fires a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle tags Peter with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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-Peter throws a series of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Noodle tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Peter throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
-Noodle throws a cross to the temple, but Peter backs out of it.
+Peter solidly lands a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle grazes Peter with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
-Noodle paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Noodle pokes Peter with a flurry of punches to the chest. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Peter annoys Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 28 of 43 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 65 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Peter stuns Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Noodle paws a straight right to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Peter thumps Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Peter probes with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle annoys Peter with a glancing roundhouse to the nose.
-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Peter blocks.
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+Noodle tags Peter with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Peter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Peter catches Noodle with a jab to the temple.
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-Peter attempts a roundhouse to the head, but Noodle covers himself well.
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-Noodle fires a series of punches to the eye, but Peter steps aside.
-Noodle probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Peter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Peter staggers Noodle with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Peter probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
+Peter stuns Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Peter leaps aside.
-Peter probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Peter pops Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 27 of 46 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 31 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle lands a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Peter covers up.
+Noodle thumps Peter with a volley of punches to the chest!
-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Peter deftly avoits it.
+Peter jolts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Noodle fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Peter attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Peter solidly lands a series of punches to the temple!
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+Noodle pops Peter with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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-Noodle lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Peter hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
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+Noodle nails Peter with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Peter pops Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the temple. Noodle covers up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Peter charges with a series of shots to the head, but Noodle steps aside.
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-Peter probes with a right jab to the mouth, but falls short.
-Noodle paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Peter blocks.
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-Peter attempts a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Peter drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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-Noodle fires a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Peter stuns Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 29 of 48 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 65 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Peter doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Peter lunges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle tries a series of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Peter tattoos Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Noodle fires a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Peter attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Peter hits with a pair of punches to the head.
-Noodle throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Noodle throws a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
+Noodle strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Peter nails Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the nose. Peter quickly recovers.
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-Peter attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Peter scores with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Peter fires a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Noodle nails Peter with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 30 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 27 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Peter doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!


          

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