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(Heavyweight) Test Mrs Testie defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 114-112, 114-112, 114-112.

Match Saturday, November 25, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Test Mrs Testie!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler pokes Testie with a jab to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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-Testie attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Testie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Testie lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Testie with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Testie suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
+Testie hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean shots to the nose.
+Testie lands a flurry of strong shots to the head.
+Testie pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of solid punches to the eye!
+Testie attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Testie nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the chest!
+Testie shakes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Testie tries a pair of blows to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Testie with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Testie with a flurry of punches to the chest. Testie covers up.
+Testie throws a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a powerful straight right to the face.
+Testie grazes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the eye. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Testie tries to land a pair of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Testie fires a pair of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of nice punches to the face. Testie doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Testie covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a series of furious blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 44 of 64 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 69 of 69 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Testie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Testie hits with a volley of hard shots to the nose. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a series of punches to the head.
+Testie tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Testie with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Testie seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a nice uppercut to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Testie with a barrage of punches to the chin. Testie retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus!!
+Testie drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Testie tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of blows to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Testie with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Testie backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Testie punches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Testie charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of light punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Testie with a stinging jab to the solar plexus. Testie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a nice jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Testie with a pair of stiff blows to the face.
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+Testie catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of quick shots to the head.
+Testie pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Testie with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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-Testie attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 39 of 48 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 64 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Testie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the face!! Testie shakes his head to clear it.
+Testie punches Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Testie smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging blows to the nose. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Testie with a series of loud punches to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of painful punches to the chin. Testie is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a loud right to the solar plexus.
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-Testie tries a series of left shots to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Testie grazes Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Testie with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach!!
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+Testie lashes out with a series of quick punches to the mouth!!
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Testie with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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+Testie pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the eye. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Testie with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of commanding shots to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Testie with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Testie solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Testie with a heavy straight right to the nose. Testie is hurt!
+Testie solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of furious shots to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Testie with a barrage of punches to the face. Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a stinging left to the jaw. Testie backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a left to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 37 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 63 of 63 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Testie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Testie probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Testie drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Testie wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Testie probes with a right straight right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Testie wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
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+Testie pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of shots to the chin!
+Testie belts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Testie pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Testie lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Testie with a volley of nasty punches to the eye!
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+Testie hammers Coffeeguzzler with a wild hook to the chest. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Testie fires a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Testie drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 45 of 59 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Testie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Testie hits with a barrage of quick blows to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Testie hits with a light hook to the head. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Testie solidly lands a barrage of blows to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Testie with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Testie with a solid left to the eye. Testie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Testie fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Testie pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the head! Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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+Testie throws a pair of shots to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Testie with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Testie attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Testie fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Testie with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Testie with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 34 of 49 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 67 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46


Testie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Testie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Testie with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Testie clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the eye!!
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+Testie hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Testie jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Testie jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of blows to the mouth!
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+Testie pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Testie hurts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Testie suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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-Testie launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Testie throws a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a left to the chin. Testie shakes his head to clear it.
-Testie throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Testie tags Coffeeguzzler with a left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 39 of 58 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 9 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Testie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Testie is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Testie catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs! Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
-Testie throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Testie attacks with a wild left to the jaw.
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+Testie clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Testie covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Testie with a vicious left to the solar plexus.
+Testie hits with a volley of mean blows to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Testie with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Testie lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Testie with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Testie with a nice jab to the eye!!
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+Testie wallops Coffeeguzzler with a quick left to the chin.
+Testie hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the chest!!
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the mouth. Testie shakes his head to clear it.
-Testie probes with a left jab to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
-Testie fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the nose. Testie quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Testie with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Testie slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Testie hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick shots to the chin.
+Testie smacks Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the head.
+Testie solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 63 of 75 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 67 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Testie is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of mean punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Testie with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Coffeeguzzler pops Testie with a heavy jab to the temple!! Testie backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Testie with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Testie with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Testie with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Testie with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the head. Testie is hurt!
+Testie pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Testie with a jab to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the eye. Testie retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a volley of hard punches to the jaw!! Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 5 of 8 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 73 of 86 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Testie moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Testie with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Testie gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of light punches to the eye.
+Testie solidly lands a series of punches to the head.
-Testie attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Testie with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Testie strikes with Coffeeguzzler with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Testie with a volley of hard punches to the head. Testie sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a series of punches to the chest!!
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Testie with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Testie backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
+Testie backs up Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the face.
+Testie tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
+Testie belts Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a cross to the face.
-Testie attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the nose. Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Testie lashes out with a series of glancing blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Testie probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Testie tosses a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Testie hits with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Testie pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Testie throws a series of glancing punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Testie connects with a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Testie jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
+Testie annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 73 of 92 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 66 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Testie moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Testie lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Testie grimaces in pain.
+Testie punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
-Testie attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Testie nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
+Testie solidly lands a roundhouse to the ribs!!
+Testie takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Testie with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the chest. Testie quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Testie with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Testie with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Testie lands a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Testie with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Testie with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Testie nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of blows to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Testie with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Testie with a series of punches to the face. Testie backpedals to his own corner.
+Testie tags Coffeeguzzler with a stiff left to the eye. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Testie with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Testie with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
-Testie probes with a right right to the eye, but misses.
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+Testie lands a flurry of punches to the face.
+Testie stuns Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of punches to the jaw. Testie is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a jab to the stomach.
+Testie lands a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
+Testie lands a volley of nasty punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Testie with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin!
+Testie annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the chest!! Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 68 of 82 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 90 of 90 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 96-94


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Testie throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler staggers Testie with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Testie with a furious straight right to the jaw!! Testie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Testie with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
+Testie throws a volley of painful punches to the nose!!
Testie lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Testie with a series of off balance punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Testie with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Testie retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Testie shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Testie with a series of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Testie with a flurry of nice crosses to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a solid straight right to the face!
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+Testie fires a series of mean blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Testie with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Testie sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Testie tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of roundhouses to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Testie lands a crashing uppercut and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a heavy punch to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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...
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Testie with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Testie lands a series of loud punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Testie with a volley of nice punches to the eye. Testie covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of strong punches to the stomach!!
+Testie lands a heavy jab to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of commanding punches to the chin!!
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-Testie throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a commanding sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Testie scores with a punch to the nose!!
+Testie smacks Coffeeguzzler with a painful blow to the head.
+Testie throws a flurry of solid roundhouses to the head!
+ The fighters exchange crosses to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 30 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 90 of 90 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-7

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 104-103


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Testie moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Testie hammers Coffeeguzzler with a stiff straight right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Testie with a barrage of punches to the nose. Testie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a loud jab to the temple!!
+Testie staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a stiff right to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a vicious sweeping right to the face.
-Testie charges with a left jab to the face, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of painful punches to the nose.
+Testie hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Testie backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid shots to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Testie hits with a hard left to the chin.
+Testie wakes up the fans with a series of light punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Testie with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Testie pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Testie fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Testie tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Testie hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Testie attacks with a series of commanding punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Testie wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a nasty jab to the head. Testie doesn't seem bothered.
-Testie paws a left jab to the head, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Testie with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
+Testie annoys Coffeeguzzler with a powerful left to the head. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of blows to the face, but to no avail.
+Testie takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest!!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Testie takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Testie fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Testie with a series of quick punches to the chin. Testie falls against the ropes!
+Testie jars Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the nose.
+Testie thumps Coffeeguzzler with a glancing straight right to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Testie leaps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Testie with a straight right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Testie with a solid jab to the solar plexus!! Testie doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach. Testie doesn't seem bothered.
+Testie smashes Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler hits Testie with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Testie with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Testie whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of commanding punches to the eye. Testie ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Testie tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Testie with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Mrs Testie landed 86 of 103 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 65 of 98 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 114-112


Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Test Mrs Testie 10-7
Round 12: Test Mrs Testie 10-9

Total Score: Test Mrs Testie 114-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Test Mrs Testie 10-7
Round 12: Test Mrs Testie 10-9

Total Score: Test Mrs Testie 114-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Test Mrs Testie 10-7
Round 12: Test Mrs Testie 10-9

Total Score: Test Mrs Testie 114-112

Test Mrs Testie wins by decision!