Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Test McTestalot defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 117-112, 115-112, 116-111.Match Saturday, November 11, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is Test McTestalot!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 702 pounds (318 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin belts Mctestalot with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin nails Mctestalot with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Mctestalot suprises Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Mctestalot ducks.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot backs out of it.
+Mctestalot rocks Kevin with a series of punches to the head.
+Kevin hits with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Mctestalot takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 19 of 23 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 32 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9
Mctestalot doesn't even want to rest!
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Mctestalot suprises Kevin with a pair of vicious shots to the chin!
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+Mctestalot annoys Kevin with a straight right to the face!! Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Kevin smashes Mctestalot with a pair of punches to the stomach! Mctestalot seems wobbly!
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-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot steps aside.
+Mctestalot suprises Kevin with a stiff sweeping right to the solar plexus. Kevin laughs!
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-Kevin throws a right straight right to the chest, but Mctestalot steps aside.
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+Mctestalot punches Kevin with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin annoys Mctestalot with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 21 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 30 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Mctestalot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Mctestalot hits Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Kevin rocks Mctestalot with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin throws a straight right to the stomach, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin throws a right cross to the chest, but Mctestalot ducks just in time.
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+Kevin tattoos Mctestalot with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Mctestalot pummels Kevin with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Kevin is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 20 of 25 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 34 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 29-28
Mctestalot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot escapes.
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+Mctestalot pummels Kevin with a right to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot steps aside.
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-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin attempts a series of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Mctestalot belts Kevin with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus!
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+Mctestalot smacks Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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+Kevin throws a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Mctestalot fires a jab to the nose, but Kevin leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 17 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 33 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Mctestalot is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin slams Mctestalot with a quick left to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Mctestalot steps aside.
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+Mctestalot whacks Kevin with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Mctestalot clocks Kevin with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Mctestalot attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Mctestalot smacks Kevin with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
+Mctestalot drills Kevin with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Mctestalot paws a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Mctestalot ducks.
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin throws a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 24 of 31 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 34 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 48-47
Mctestalot is obviously tired.
Kevin is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Mctestalot is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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+Kevin tosses a glancing cross to the stomach! Mctestalot laughs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Kevin throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot leaps aside.
+Mctestalot wallops Kevin with a left to the chin.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Mctestalot annoys Kevin with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Mctestalot tags Kevin with a pair of punches to the chin. Kevin laughs!
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+Kevin throws a series of nice punches to the chest.
-Mctestalot lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but Mctestalot blocks.
-Kevin lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but Mctestalot leaps aside.
-Mctestalot paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Mctestalot ties him up.
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-Kevin charges with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Mctestalot ducks just in time.
-Mctestalot throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
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+Mctestalot catches Kevin with a mean sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Kevin punches Mctestalot with a jab to the solar plexus. Mctestalot doesn't notice.
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+Mctestalot hits with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 19 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 55 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 58-56
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot blocks.
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+Kevin punches Mctestalot with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the chest, but Mctestalot steps aside.
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-Mctestalot attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Mctestalot hits with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Kevin tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Kevin hammers Mctestalot with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin rocks Mctestalot with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Mctestalot is hurt!
-Kevin fires a right jab to the stomach, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
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+Mctestalot wakes up the fans with a commanding jab to the chest. Kevin doesn't notice.
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-Mctestalot lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 13 of 27 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 56 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 67-66
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Mctestalot is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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+Mctestalot throws a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
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-Mctestalot attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Mctestalot fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin ties him up.
-Kevin lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot steps aside.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot ties him up.
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-Kevin probes with a right to the stomach, but Mctestalot ties him up.
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-Mctestalot charges with a left jab to the temple, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Mctestalot fires a wild left to the head.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin suprises Mctestalot with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Mctestalot jolts Kevin with a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mctestalot punches Kevin with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin throws a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 25 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 62 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 77-75
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Mctestalot is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot covers himself well.
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+Mctestalot smashes Kevin with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot hides behind his gloves.
+Mctestalot tags Kevin with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Kevin quickly recovers.
-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Kevin charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mctestalot escapes.
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-Mctestalot throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot ducks.
+Kevin throws a quick jab to the stomach. Mctestalot seems wobbly!
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+Kevin drills Mctestalot with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
-Kevin paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot ducks.
+Kevin hurts Mctestalot with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 14 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 53 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 87-84
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Mctestalot is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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+Mctestalot attacks with a series of loud punches to the face!
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+Kevin tags Mctestalot with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Kevin attempts a sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Mctestalot throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot steps aside.
+Kevin takes charge with a jab to the stomach. Mctestalot hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mctestalot tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Mctestalot hammers Kevin with a nasty straight right to the temple!!
-Kevin charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Mctestalot narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 12 of 23 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 56 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 97-93
Mctestalot grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Mctestalot is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Mctestalot launches a jab to the head, but Kevin steps aside.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Mctestalot attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Kevin probes with a right straight right to the chest, but Mctestalot escapes.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Kevin fires a pair of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Mctestalot connects with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Mctestalot clocks Kevin with a flurry of punches to the nose. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Mctestalot attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin belts Mctestalot with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hurts Mctestalot with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs! Mctestalot beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mctestalot fires a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Mctestalot fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Kevin lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but Mctestalot steps aside.
+Mctestalot hits with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 23 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 59 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-9
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 107-102
Mctestalot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Mctestalot tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Mctestalot covers himself well.
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-Kevin tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but Mctestalot ducks.
+Mctestalot backs up Kevin with a flurry of commanding shots to the temple.
Mctestalot lands a cruel right uppercut and Kevin is knocked off his feet!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevin annoys Mctestalot with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
+Mctestalot lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Mctestalot steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin paws a right sweeping right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Mctestalot throws a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Kevin fires a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Mctestalot nails Kevin with a pair of wild combinations to the eye.
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-Kevin fires a left jab to the chest, but Mctestalot deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin stuns Mctestalot with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Mctestalot charges with a series of combinations to the head, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test McTestalot landed 19 of 34 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 22 of 57 punches.
Test McTestalot won the round 10-8
Test McTestalot is winning the fight 117-110
Mctestalot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 9: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 10: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 11: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 12: Test McTestalot 10-8
Total Score: Test McTestalot 117-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 6: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 9: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 10: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 11: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 12: Test McTestalot 10-8
Total Score: Test McTestalot 115-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 6: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 9: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 10: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 11: Test McTestalot 10-9
Round 12: Test McTestalot 10-8
Total Score: Test McTestalot 116-111
Test McTestalot wins by decision!
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