Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Dynamo Crunch defeated Rustle "Hey" Relax by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, November 04, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 459 pounds (208 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Dynamo Crunch!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
-Hey probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Hey tries a series of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Hey charges with a left hook to the stomach, but Crunch covers himself well.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 21 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 3 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9
Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Hey throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Hey fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Crunch backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 25 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 3 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18
Hey is slowing down.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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-Hey lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Hey lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Crunch steps aside.
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-Hey lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Crunch escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 4 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27
Hey collapses limply onto his stool.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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-Hey attacks with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Crunch hides behind his gloves.
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-Hey attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 4 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36
Hey can't remember which corner is his.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey lashes out with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Crunch stays away from it.
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-Hey paws a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Crunch hammers Hey with a vicious right to the nose.
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-Hey tries to land a pair of right blows to the chest, but misses.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crunch takes charge with a flurry of painful shots to the mouth. Crunch smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hey falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Dynamo Crunch wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hey can't remember which corner is his.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Dynamo Crunch wins by a technical knockout!
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