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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Bernie 2016 by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-111.

Match Monday, October 09, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bernie 2016!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie probes with a right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bernie wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the jaw!! Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Am I Fat? hits with a series of punches to the chin. Bernie beats a hasty retreat.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Am I Fat? grazes Bernie with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Bernie with a series of painful punches to the face!
+Bernie throws Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Bernie tries a flurry of blows to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Am I Fat? fires a quick straight right to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 46 of 49 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
+Am I Fat? staggers Bernie with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the head. Bernie retreats to the far corner.
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+Bernie hammers Am I Fat? with a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? throws a roundhouse to the chest.
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-Bernie tries a volley of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? hits with a jab to the chest.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a loud straight right to the nose.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Bernie with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Bernie throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Bernie solidly lands Am I Fat? with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Am I Fat? lands a volley of loud punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 45 of 45 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 23 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Bernie attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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+Am I Fat? pokes Bernie with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Bernie seems wobbly!
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-Bernie throws a pair of blows to the face, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a loud jab to the temple.
+Am I Fat? suprises Bernie with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Bernie with a right to the face!!
+Am I Fat? lashes out with a quick sweeping right to the chin.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? strikes with a volley of punches to the temple. Bernie retreats to the far corner.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie thumps Am I Fat? with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
+Bernie smacks Am I Fat? with a barrage of light shots to the jaw. Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? nails Bernie with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Bernie seems wobbly!
-Bernie paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? hammers Bernie with a series of punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? shakes Bernie with a barrage of punches to the temple. Bernie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Am I Fat? stuns Bernie with a glancing jab to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 49 of 49 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Am I Fat? pummels Bernie with a pair of powerful punches to the nose!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? slams Bernie with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
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+Bernie tags Am I Fat? with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a series of punches to the chest. Bernie doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bernie attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Bernie solidly lands a hook to the jaw. Am I Fat? ignores it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? throws a mean jab to the chin!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a nasty jab to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a wild jab to the head. Bernie doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 38 of 38 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Bernie throws a pair of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie smacks Am I Fat? with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose. Am I Fat? doesn't seem bothered.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie paws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 25 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bernie tags Am I Fat? with a series of hard shots to the chin.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? solidly lands a flurry of punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? whacks Bernie with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Bernie lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bernie attempts a series of left blows to the head, but misses completely.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hammers Bernie with a pair of punches to the nose. Bernie laughs!
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-Bernie throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin. Bernie covers up.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 34 of 36 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bernie probes with a left to the jaw, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie belts Am I Fat? with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Bernie launches a pair of right blows to the nose, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie tries a volley of right shots to the temple, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 23 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? pounds Bernie with a mean straight right to the temple.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Am I Fat? lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Bernie narrowly avoids it
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Am I Fat? belts Bernie with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Bernie with a barrage of punches to the face!!
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-Bernie attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
+Bernie tags Am I Fat? with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? drills Bernie with a wild jab to the mouth.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 22 of 32 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 22 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74


Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Bernie hits with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Bernie with a series of punches to the nose!
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-Bernie paws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Am I Fat? staggers Bernie with a barrage of punches to the face!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bernie attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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+Am I Fat? throws a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
-Bernie attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 32 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-83


Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Bernie with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. Bernie is hurt!
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-Bernie attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 21 of 31 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 98-92


Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of shots to the jaw!!
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-Bernie attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie backs up Am I Fat? with a flurry of heavy blows to the eye! Am I Fat? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Am I Fat? tattoos Bernie with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Bernie hits Am I Fat? with a pair of hard punches to the head!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Bernie with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? fires a volley of punches to the nose.
-Bernie lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 21 of 30 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 10 of 23 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 108-101


Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Am I Fat? throws a volley of blows to the temple.
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-Bernie tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Bernie annoys Am I Fat? with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Bernie leaps aside.
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+Am I Fat? stuns Bernie with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? tries a series of left blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Bernie tries to land a pair of right punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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-Bernie attempts a roundhouse to the chin, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Bernie fires a volley of strong blows to the chin!
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+Am I Fat? lands a series of punches to the mouth.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 19 of 31 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 117-111


Am I Fat? is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-110


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-111

Am I fat? wins by decision!