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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, October 07, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Tinyl"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tinyl attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Float blocks.
-Float throws a jab to the ribs, but Tinyl narrowly avoids it
+Tinyl annoys Float with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Float ignores it.
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+Float connects with a vicious jab to the mouth!
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-Tinyl charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Float tosses a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Tinyl fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Tinyl lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float attacks with a nice cross to the face.
+Float fires a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
+Tinyl tosses a jab to the mouth.
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-Float throws a jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Tinyl probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 24 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 16 of 41 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 10-9


Float doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tinyl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Tinyl tags Float with a series of commanding punches to the nose!! Float sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Float catches Tinyl with a light jab to the mouth.
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-Tinyl attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tinyl charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Tinyl tries a series of punches to the nose, but Float stays away from it.
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+Float belts Tinyl with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Tinyl attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Float throws a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
-Tinyl tries to land a jab to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Float catches Tinyl with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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-Float probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Tinyl beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float hits Tinyl with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Tinyl attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
+Float jars Tinyl with a series of punches to the temple. Tinyl doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tinyl grazes Float with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 30 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 16 of 42 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 20-18


Float doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tinyl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tinyl attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Float takes it in the forearms.
+Float grazes Tinyl with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Float solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Tinyl hammers Float with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+Tinyl scores with a series of punches to the face.
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-Tinyl tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tinyl fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Tinyl tattoos Float with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Float tosses a series of shots to the head.
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-Float attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Tinyl tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float pokes Tinyl with a off balance jab to the ribs. Tinyl shakes his head to clear it.
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-Tinyl launches a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Float pounds Tinyl with a barrage of solid punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 24 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 14 of 43 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 30-27


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tinyl lands a stinging jab to the face.
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+Float fires a pair of painful punches to the ribs!
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+Tinyl stuns Float with a roundhouse to the head.
-Tinyl launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Tinyl lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Float steps aside.
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-Tinyl tries a pair of left punches to the temple, but Float deftly avoits it.
+Float connects with a flurry of punches to the chin!! Tinyl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Float probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Tinyl quickly backs away.
+Float connects with a mean right to the face.
+Tinyl grazes Float with a flurry of commanding punches to the face. Float retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 22 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 15 of 42 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 40-36


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tinyl probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Tinyl throws a right to the head, but Float narrowly avoids it
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-Tinyl probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Float backs out of it.
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-Tinyl launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Float deftly avoits it.
-Tinyl throws a right sweeping right to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Tinyl hits with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 5 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 9 of 39 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 49-46


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tinyl scores with a nice roundhouse to the head.
-Tinyl lashes out with a right jab to the temple, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
+Float pummels Tinyl with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Tinyl tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Float narrowly avoids it
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-Tinyl charges with a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Tinyl throws a right right to the jaw, but Float takes it in the forearms.
+Float nails Tinyl with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Float pummels Tinyl with a loud straight right to the temple.
-Float throws a right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Float scores with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Tinyl hammers Float with a heavy jab to the temple.
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+Float tags Tinyl with a barrage of punches to the temple. Tinyl seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 25 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 11 of 41 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 59-55


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tinyl belts Float with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Float tattoos Tinyl with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Tinyl probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Tinyl attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Tinyl lands a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Tinyl fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Tinyl pummels Float with a series of off balance punches to the face.
+Float attacks with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Tinyl launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
+Float connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Tinyl hits with a series of mean punches to the head. Float shakes his head to clear it.
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+Float whacks Tinyl with a series of strong punches to the jaw. Tinyl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Float annoys Tinyl with a right to the temple.
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+Float throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Tinyl attacks with a right jab to the face, but Float steps aside.
+Float hits Tinyl with a series of strong punches to the temple.
-Tinyl throws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Float throws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Tinyl paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Float narrowly avoids it
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-Tinyl tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Float backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 36 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 19 of 55 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 69-64


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tinyl tries a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tinyl pummels Float with a volley of punches to the nose. Float sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Tinyl lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Float blocks.
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+Float tags Tinyl with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Tinyl punches Float with a volley of blows to the jaw!
+Float tags Tinyl with a volley of punches to the eye. Tinyl retreats to the far corner.
-Tinyl attempts a right jab to the mouth, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float jolts Tinyl with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Tinyl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Tinyl launches a series of left punches to the head, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
+Float connects with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tinyl attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Float ducks just in time.
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+Float grazes Tinyl with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Float slams Tinyl with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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-Float throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Tinyl backs out of it.
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+Float hurts Tinyl with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 35 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 11 of 41 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 79-73


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Tinyl is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Float connects with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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+Float lands a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+Float punches Tinyl with a loud sweeping right to the nose.
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+Float suprises Tinyl with a cross to the chin. Tinyl covers up.
-Tinyl lashes out with a cross to the face, but misses completely.
-Tinyl probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float staggers Tinyl with a straight right to the jaw!
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-Tinyl lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Tinyl lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Tinyl probes with a straight right to the head, but Float ducks.
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-Tinyl attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Float takes it in the forearms.
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+Float scores with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
-Tinyl throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Tinyl lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Float rocks Tinyl with a nice sweeping right to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 39 of 40 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 5 of 40 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 89-82


Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tinyl looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Float clocks Tinyl with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Tinyl ignores it.
-Tinyl charges with a sweeping right to the head, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float tags Tinyl with a barrage of punches to the nose. Tinyl retreats to the far corner.
Float lands a decisive left haymaker and Tinyl is knocked off his feet!!

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Tinyl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Tinyl probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Float blocks.
-Tinyl throws a pair of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Tinyl attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float hurts Tinyl with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Tinyl backpedals to his own corner.
-Tinyl attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Float hits Tinyl with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Float fires a stinging jab to the chest.
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-Tinyl tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Float drills Tinyl with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
+Float tags Tinyl with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
+Tinyl throws a volley of off balance punches to the face. Float retreats to the far corner.
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+Float staggers Tinyl with a pair of punches to the eye!
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-Tinyl charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Float covers himself well.
+Float attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Float fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 38 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" landed 4 of 41 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 99-90


Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tinyl collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Float comes out fighting.
Tinyl is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Float hits Tinyl with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Tinyl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Float lands a cruel left uppercut and Tinyl is knocked down!!

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Tinyl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float takes charge with a volley of punches to the head.
Float lands a blood spattering right hook and Tinyl collapses!!

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He's Out!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tinyl can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Tinyl" 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a knockout!