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(Welterweight) Michael Sphincter defeated Test Slugger 30 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, September 21, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Michael Sphincter!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Test Slugger 30!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

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+Sphincter shakes Slugger 30 with a left to the nose.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 scores with a vicious sweeping right to the mouth!!
+Slugger 30 suprises Sphincter with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 solidly lands a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Slugger 30 nails Sphincter with a vicious straight right to the mouth. Sphincter covers up.
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+Sphincter takes charge with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 wakes up the fans with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Sphincter laughs!
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+Slugger 30 attacks with a series of vicious blows to the head.
Slugger 30 lands a devestating left hook and Sphincter is knocked down!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 slams Sphincter with a nice right to the head.
+Sphincter throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 12 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 30 landed 29 of 35 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 10-8


Sphincter doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 30 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 tags Sphincter with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 strikes with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+Slugger 30 drills Sphincter with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Sphincter pounds Slugger 30 with a volley of heavy punches to the chin!
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+Sphincter tags Slugger 30 with a volley of blows to the jaw!!
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+Slugger 30 pokes Sphincter with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sphincter fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Sphincter connects with a flurry of solid shots to the head! Slugger 30 doesn't notice.
+Slugger 30 smashes Sphincter with a flurry of loud shots to the head.
Slugger 30 lands a crashing blow to the head and Sphincter drops like a stone!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 30 jolts Sphincter with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 11 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 30 landed 29 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 20-16


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

+Sphincter slams Slugger 30 with a stiff uppercut to the nose.
+Sphincter shakes Slugger 30 with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Slugger 30 thumps Sphincter with a flurry of vicious blows to the face.
-Sphincter fires a pair of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Sphincter lashes out with a flurry of solid blows to the head.
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+Slugger 30 tattoos Sphincter with a stinging right to the face!
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+Slugger 30 solidly lands a flurry of quick shots to the head!
Slugger 30 lands a quick blow to the temple and Sphincter goes down!!

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EIGHT
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 lands a series of punches to the jaw!
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 attacks with a nice straight right to the temple.
Slugger 30 lands a ferocious left blow to the head and Sphincter is knocked out of the ring!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sphincter throws a volley of punches to the temple.
+Slugger 30 hits with a series of mean blows to the chin!
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+Slugger 30 throws a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Slugger 30 jolts Sphincter with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sphincter hits with a series of nice shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 18 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 30 landed 27 of 33 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-7

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 30-23


Sphincter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 30 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

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+Slugger 30 tosses a glancing uppercut to the head.
Slugger 30 lands a beautiful left haymaker and Sphincter is knocked down!!

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NINE
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger 30 solidly lands a solid sweeping right to the temple.
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+Slugger 30 attacks with a series of shots to the head!
+Sphincter staggers Slugger 30 with a series of blows to the mouth.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 30 hammers Sphincter with a volley of shots to the temple.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 fires a flurry of mean blows to the head.
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-Sphincter lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but misses completely.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 pounds Sphincter with a volley of light punches to the nose.
+Slugger 30 shakes Sphincter with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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-Slugger 30 lunges with a right cross to the eye, but Sphincter blocks.
+Sphincter connects with a series of nasty shots to the head.
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+Sphincter throws a flurry of heavy blows to the eye!
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+Sphincter hits with a off balance uppercut to the jaw.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sphincter tags Slugger 30 with a pair of blows to the temple. Slugger 30 doesn't notice.
+Slugger 30 wallops Sphincter with a glancing sweeping right to the face.
Slugger 30 lands a vicious blow to the temple and Sphincter is flattened!!

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EIGHT
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sphincter hammers Slugger 30 with a flurry of painful blows to the jaw!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 15 of 25 punches, and Test Slugger 30 landed 23 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-7

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 40-30


Sphincter is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Slugger 30 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sphincter fires a solid hook to the jaw! Slugger 30 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Slugger 30 launches a flurry of right shots to the head, but Sphincter deftly avoits it.
+Slugger 30 attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
Slugger 30 lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Sphincter is flattened!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger 30 lands a series of stiff punches to the face.
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+Sphincter lands a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Sphincter wallops Slugger 30 with a series of painful punches to the chin! Slugger 30 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slugger 30 hits with a nice straight right to the chin.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sphincter punches Slugger 30 with a volley of shots to the temple.
Sphincter lands a quick blow to the temple and Slugger 30 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Slugger 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 30 fires a volley of left blows to the face, but Sphincter leaps aside.
+Slugger 30 wallops Sphincter with a barrage of strong blows to the eye.
+Sphincter annoys Slugger 30 with a pair of blows to the chin.
Sphincter lands a mighty left hook and Slugger 30 falls to the canvas!!

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Slugger 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger 30 smashes Sphincter with a series of blows to the chin.
Slugger 30 lands a well placed left smash to the jaw and Sphincter hurtles to the canvas!!

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NINE
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sphincter tags Slugger 30 with a jab to the temple.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 30 fires a series of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sphincter probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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+Slugger 30 hits with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+Sphincter whacks Slugger 30 with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 23 of 33 punches, and Test Slugger 30 landed 17 of 35 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 49-40


Sphincter is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Slugger 30 is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Sphincter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugger 30 comes out fighting.

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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger 30 wallops Sphincter with a series of wild blows to the mouth.
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-Sphincter launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Slugger 30 fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but Sphincter stays away from it.
-Sphincter throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Slugger 30 ducks just in time.
Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sphincter nails Slugger 30 with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Slugger 30 covers up.
-Slugger 30 paws a pair of left punches to the head, but Sphincter escapes.
+Slugger 30 fires a flurry of strong shots to the head. Sphincter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Slugger 30 lands a well placed right haymaker and Sphincter falls to the canvas!!

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SIX
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sphincter pokes Slugger 30 with a volley of nasty blows to the jaw. Slugger 30 gets mad!
+Slugger 30 hits with a pair of nasty shots to the face! Sphincter sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Sphincter fires a volley of mean shots to the temple.
Sphincter lands a ferocious hook and Slugger 30 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Slugger 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sphincter clocks Slugger 30 with a barrage of stiff blows to the jaw.
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Slugger 30 tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 connects with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
Slugger 30 lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Sphincter's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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EIGHT
Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sphincter whacks Slugger 30 with a volley of glancing shots to the head.
+Slugger 30 fires a series of wild shots to the chin.
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+Slugger 30 slams Sphincter with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw.
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-Sphincter tries a right to the head, but Slugger 30 backs out of it.
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+Sphincter tosses a flurry of blows to the head.
+Sphincter scores with a barrage of punches to the eye.
Sphincter lands a thundering uppercut and Slugger 30 goes down!!

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Slugger 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sphincter pops Slugger 30 with a series of off balance blows to the temple.
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BELL
Sphincter looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Slugger 30 is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Test Slugger 30 continue the fight! Michael Sphincter wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 2: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 3: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 5: Michael Sphincter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 2: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 3: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 5: Michael Sphincter 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 2: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 3: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-7
Round 5: Test Slugger 30 10-9

Michael Sphincter wins by a technical knockout!


          

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