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(Heavyweight) Joop defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Sunday, September 03, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 689 pounds (313 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Joop!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

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+Joop hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Joop hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin tries a right right to the solar plexus, but Joop ties him up.
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+Joop pops Kevin with a series of punches to the face.
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+Kevin hammers Joop with a furious roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Joop leaps aside.
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+Joop annoys Kevin with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+Joop tosses a flurry of light punches to the temple.
+Joop belts Kevin with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Joop backs out of it.
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-Kevin launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 32 punches, and Joop landed 31 of 32 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Joop doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop blocks.
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+Joop tags Kevin with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Joop connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Joop lands a flurry of off balance punches to the eye!
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+Joop attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+Joop slams Kevin with a jab to the eye. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+Joop hits Kevin with a left to the solar plexus.
+Joop tags Kevin with a nasty jab to the temple.
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-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Joop backs out of it.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 31 punches, and Joop landed 33 of 34 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Joop deftly avoits it.
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+Joop tosses a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Joop tags Kevin with a roundhouse to the chest.
-Kevin charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Joop ties him up.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop ducks.
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-Kevin attempts a right jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin drills Joop with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!!
+Joop smashes Kevin with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Joop belts Kevin with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
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+Joop fires a pair of nasty shots to the eye. Kevin grimaces in pain.
+Joop lands a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 33 punches, and Joop landed 31 of 31 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Joop is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Joop stays away from it.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop backs out of it.
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+Joop hits Kevin with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop deftly avoits it.
-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Kevin hits with a right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 31 punches, and Joop landed 8 of 9 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 39-37


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin lunges with a left cross to the ribs, but falls short.
+Joop lands a pair of punches to the temple. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
+Kevin pokes Joop with a stinging jab to the ribs!!
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the chest, but Joop leaps aside.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Joop connects with a right to the chin. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Joop pummels Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Joop hammers Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Joop takes it in the forearms.
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+Joop annoys Kevin with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Joop pops Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Joop thumps Kevin with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Joop ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 35 punches, and Joop landed 30 of 32 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Joop hits with a series of punches to the jaw. Kevin doesn't notice.
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-Kevin tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but Joop stays away from it.
-Kevin lashes out with a right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Joop covers himself well.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Joop escapes.
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-Kevin attempts a jab to the chest, but Joop takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Joop takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin rocks Joop with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs!!
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 52 punches, and Joop landed 8 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 58-56


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

+Joop backs up Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Kevin seems wobbly!
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Kevin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Joop attacks with a jab to the nose.
-Kevin launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Joop ties him up.
-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Joop steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Joop hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop leaps aside.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Joop deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Joop steps aside and laughs.
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+Joop shakes Kevin with a pair of punches to the nose!
+Joop smashes Kevin with a cross to the nose.
+Kevin drills Joop with a barrage of light punches to the ribs!
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+Joop nails Kevin with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 53 punches, and Joop landed 31 of 34 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop covers himself well.
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-Kevin charges with a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Kevin solidly lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Joop connects with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Joop steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Joop deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin solidly lands a hard sweeping right to the ribs. Joop hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Joop ties him up.
-Kevin charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Joop hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 9 of 49 punches, and Joop landed 8 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 77-75


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

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+Joop solidly lands a light straight right to the ribs.
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+Kevin pummels Joop with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Kevin probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Joop belts Kevin with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Joop connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Joop hammers Kevin with a mean jab to the mouth.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Joop backs out of it.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Joop strikes with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 59 punches, and Joop landed 30 of 33 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin paws a left straight right to the stomach, but Joop steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Joop quickly backs away.
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-Kevin probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but Joop blocks.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Joop narrowly avoids it
+Joop hits with a painful jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Joop covers himself well.
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+Kevin pummels Joop with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Joop deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the chest, but Joop steps aside.
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+Joop drills Kevin with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
+Joop hits Kevin with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
-Kevin tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Joop tags Kevin with a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Joop slams Kevin with a solid roundhouse to the nose.
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+Joop belts Kevin with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw!
-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 63 punches, and Joop landed 30 of 30 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

-Kevin throws a left jab to the ribs, but Joop ducks just in time.
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+Joop grazes Kevin with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Joop covers himself well.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Joop backs out of it.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Joop backs out of it.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Joop backs out of it.
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+Joop staggers Kevin with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Joop leaps aside.
-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Joop steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin tattoos Joop with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Kevin probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Joop stays away from it.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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+Joop whacks Kevin with a off balance jab to the temple.
-Kevin attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Joop blocks.
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+Joop belts Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 53 punches, and Joop landed 27 of 31 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 107-102


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Joop doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Joop backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin connects with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Joop lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Joop hammers Kevin with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Kevin is hurt!
-Kevin paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Joop leaps aside.
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+Joop whacks Kevin with a barrage of punches to the chin. Kevin covers up.
-Kevin fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joop leaps aside.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Kevin fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Joop tosses a series of mean punches to the jaw.
+Joop lands a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Joop ducks just in time.
-Kevin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Joop steps aside.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Joop ties him up.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Joop rocks Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye!!
-Kevin probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Joop belts Kevin with a solid jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Joop quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 58 punches, and Joop landed 28 of 28 punches.

Joop won the round 10-9

Joop is winning the fight 117-111


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Joop doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joop 10-9
Round 2: Joop 10-9
Round 3: Joop 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joop 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joop 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joop 10-9
Round 10: Joop 10-9
Round 11: Joop 10-9
Round 12: Joop 10-9

Total Score: Joop 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joop 10-9
Round 2: Joop 10-9
Round 3: Joop 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joop 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joop 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joop 10-9
Round 10: Joop 10-9
Round 11: Joop 10-9
Round 12: Joop 10-9

Total Score: Joop 117-111


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joop 10-9
Round 2: Joop 10-9
Round 3: Joop 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joop 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joop 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joop 10-9
Round 10: Joop 10-9
Round 11: Joop 10-9
Round 12: Joop 10-9

Total Score: Joop 117-111

Joop wins by decision!


          

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