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(Welterweight) Michael Sphincter defeated Somewhere Overtherainbow by unanimous decision: 116-113, 114-113, 115-112.

Match Thursday, August 31, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 133 pounds (60 kilograms) is Michael Sphincter!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Somewhere Overtherainbow!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Sphincter suprises Somewhere with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Sphincter lunges with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Somewhere lands a uppercut to the chin.
+Sphincter tosses a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Somewhere shakes his head to clear it.
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-Sphincter throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Somewhere leaps aside.
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+Somewhere whacks Sphincter with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Somewhere nails Sphincter with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+Somewhere jolts Sphincter with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs. Sphincter doesn't notice.
-Sphincter attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Somewhere leaps aside.
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+Somewhere hits with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+Somewhere takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Sphincter quickly recovers.
+Somewhere tags Sphincter with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 11 of 30 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 32 of 34 punches.

Somewhere Overtherainbow won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 10-9


Sphincter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Somewhere doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Somewhere rocks Sphincter with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Sphincter sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Somewhere wallops Sphincter with a jab to the nose.
+Somewhere hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
-Sphincter throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Sphincter annoys Somewhere with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus!! Somewhere backpedals to his own corner.
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+Somewhere connects with a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
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-Sphincter attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat.
+Somewhere annoys Sphincter with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Somewhere clocks Sphincter with a powerful straight right to the mouth.
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-Sphincter tries to land a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Somewhere ducks.
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+Somewhere pops Sphincter with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Sphincter covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 11 of 33 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 31 of 31 punches.

Somewhere Overtherainbow won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 20-18


Sphincter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Somewhere doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Somewhere slams Sphincter with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Somewhere strikes with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!
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-Sphincter fires a jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sphincter throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Somewhere ties him up.
+Sphincter pokes Somewhere with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Somewhere hurts Sphincter with a vicious roundhouse to the chin!
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+Somewhere nails Sphincter with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Sphincter punches Somewhere with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Somewhere jolts Sphincter with a pair of punches to the face.
-Sphincter tries a left sweeping right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Sphincter tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Somewhere ducks.
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+Somewhere staggers Sphincter with a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Sphincter sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 12 of 35 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 32 of 32 punches.

Somewhere Overtherainbow won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 30-27


Sphincter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Somewhere remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Sphincter catches Somewhere with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Sphincter lunges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
-Sphincter attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Sphincter launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Somewhere ducks.
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+Somewhere jars Sphincter with a volley of punches to the jaw. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Somewhere hits with a series of punches to the face. Sphincter ignores it.
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+Sphincter catches Somewhere with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Somewhere hits with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Somewhere slams Sphincter with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Somewhere fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Sphincter attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Somewhere backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 10 of 30 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 32 of 32 punches.

Somewhere Overtherainbow won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 40-36


Sphincter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Somewhere remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Somewhere jars Sphincter with a series of punches to the face.
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+Somewhere fires a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Somewhere tags Sphincter with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Sphincter hits with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Somewhere throws a flurry of stiff blows to the nose.
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+Sphincter hits with a light hook to the chest.
-Sphincter launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Somewhere quickly backs away.
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+Somewhere connects with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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-Sphincter attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Somewhere throws a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Sphincter wakes up the fans with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Sphincter lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 14 of 34 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 31 of 31 punches.

Somewhere Overtherainbow won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 50-45


Sphincter doesn't even want to rest!

Somewhere grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Sphincter fights inside. (inside)
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Sphincter attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Somewhere ties him up.
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+Sphincter strikes with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Somewhere scores with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Somewhere strikes with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Sphincter lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
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+Somewhere tattoos Sphincter with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Somewhere connects with a stinging cross to the mouth.
+Sphincter grazes Somewhere with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sphincter lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Somewhere nails Sphincter with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Sphincter attacks with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Sphincter connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 17 of 39 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 32 of 32 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 59-55


Sphincter doesn't even want to rest!

Somewhere is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Sphincter fights inside. (inside)
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Somewhere wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Somewhere fires a series of punches to the temple!
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+Sphincter hits Somewhere with a light roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Somewhere shakes Sphincter with a series of punches to the face!
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-Sphincter charges with a left to the ribs, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat.
+Sphincter annoys Somewhere with a series of vicious shots to the stomach.
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-Sphincter lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Somewhere annoys Sphincter with a pair of vicious shots to the nose.
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-Sphincter probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Somewhere quickly backs away.
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+Somewhere strikes with a furious jab to the head.
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+Somewhere hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Sphincter smacks Somewhere with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Sphincter attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sphincter tries a barrage of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Somewhere attacks with a pair of shots to the temple. Sphincter grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 17 of 40 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 30 of 32 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 68-65


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sphincter fires a uppercut to the temple, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat.
+Sphincter hits with a pair of nasty shots to the eye.
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-Sphincter fires a barrage of left blows to the face, but Somewhere escapes.
-Sphincter tries to land a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Somewhere solidly lands a vicious roundhouse to the chin.
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-Sphincter attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Sphincter charges with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Somewhere quickly backs away.
+Sphincter takes charge with a cross to the nose. Somewhere retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 13 of 41 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 77-75


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sphincter probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Somewhere leaps aside.
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-Sphincter fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Somewhere lands a powerful roundhouse to the head.
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-Sphincter lashes out with a volley of shots to the head, but Somewhere blocks.
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+Sphincter pounds Somewhere with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Sphincter fires a volley of solid blows to the eye.
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-Sphincter fires a volley of blows to the jaw, but Somewhere narrowly avoids it
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-Sphincter paws a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 12 of 39 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Somewhere Overtherainbow is winning the fight 86-85


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Sphincter is brawling. (inside)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sphincter charges with a series of right blows to the jaw, but Somewhere leaps aside.
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-Sphincter attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat.
-Sphincter probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Somewhere leaps aside.
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+Sphincter suprises Somewhere with a series of punches to the head.
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-Sphincter tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Somewhere ties him up.
+Somewhere wallops Sphincter with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth!!
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-Sphincter probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Somewhere covers himself well.
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+Sphincter rocks Somewhere with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Sphincter paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Somewhere ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 12 of 36 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Sphincter throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Somewhere is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sphincter probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but Somewhere narrowly avoids it
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-Sphincter attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Sphincter launches a sweeping right to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Sphincter slams Somewhere with a volley of stiff shots to the head!
+Sphincter suprises Somewhere with a blow to the chin.
Sphincter lands a quick right uppercut and Somewhere collapses!!

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Somewhere struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Somewhere tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Sphincter scores with a barrage of glancing crosses to the chin.
+Somewhere annoys Sphincter with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Sphincter tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Somewhere escapes.
-Sphincter throws a flurry of hooks to the head, but Somewhere deftly avoits it.
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-Sphincter lashes out with a barrage of crosses to the chin, but Somewhere ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 14 of 39 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-8

Michael Sphincter is winning the fight 105-103


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Sphincter grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Somewhere lands a series of wild crosses to the jaw! Sphincter is hurt!
+Somewhere hits with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Sphincter annoys Somewhere with a flurry of glancing blows to the mouth. Somewhere doesn't notice.
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+Somewhere drills Sphincter with a straight right to the jaw.
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Somewhere tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Somewhere tries to attack, but Sphincter hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sphincter throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Somewhere ducks just in time.
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-Sphincter throws a volley of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Sphincter pummels Somewhere with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Somewhere tries a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Somewhere attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Sphincter attempts a series of left blows to the head, but Somewhere narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael Sphincter landed 13 of 31 punches, and Somewhere Overtherainbow landed 20 of 32 punches.

Michael Sphincter won the round 10-9

Michael Sphincter is winning the fight 115-112


Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Somewhere is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 2: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 3: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 6: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 9: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 10: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 11: Michael Sphincter 10-8
Round 12: Michael Sphincter 10-9

Total Score: Michael Sphincter 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 2: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 3: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 4: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 5: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 6: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 7: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 8: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 9: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 10: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 11: Michael Sphincter 10-8
Round 12: Michael Sphincter 10-9

Total Score: Michael Sphincter 114-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 2: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 3: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 4: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 5: Somewhere Overtherainbow 10-9
Round 6: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 7: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 8: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 9: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 10: Michael Sphincter 10-9
Round 11: Michael Sphincter 10-8
Round 12: Michael Sphincter 10-9

Total Score: Michael Sphincter 115-112

Michael Sphincter wins by decision!


          

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