Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Dr. Crackhead by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, August 28, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dr. Crackhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Am I Fat? hits Crackhead with a barrage of nice blows to the eye. Crackhead quickly recovers.
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-Crackhead tries a volley of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? fires a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Crackhead probes with a series of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Crackhead throws a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crackhead smashes Am I Fat? with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? suprises Crackhead with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Crackhead paws a series of shots to the eye, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 9 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9
Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crackhead doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Am I Fat? jars Crackhead with a series of punches to the nose. Crackhead retreats to the far corner.
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+Crackhead tosses Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Crackhead jars Am I Fat? with a loud straight right to the eye. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
+Am I Fat? tags Crackhead with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Crackhead lunges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead tries a series of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Crackhead with a volley of punches to the mouth. Crackhead gets mad!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? drills Crackhead with a left to the temple. Crackhead seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 22 of 24 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 8 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18
Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crackhead doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Am I Fat? hammers Crackhead with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a hook to the face.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crackhead lands Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? lands a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Crackhead jolts Am I Fat? with a pair of nice shots to the eye. Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crackhead fires a series of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Crackhead attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 22 of 24 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 7 of 26 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Am I Fat? pokes Crackhead with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? jars Crackhead with a commanding jab to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? punches Crackhead with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Crackhead beats a hasty retreat.
-Crackhead charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Crackhead lunges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Crackhead throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crackhead tags Am I Fat? with a pair of powerful blows to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Am I Fat? connects with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 8 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Am I Fat? fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? tags Crackhead with a glancing hook to the head.
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-Crackhead fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Crackhead tattoos Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Crackhead fires a series of shots to the chest, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? suprises Crackhead with a volley of solid punches to the temple!!
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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of hard shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 25 of 27 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 8 of 23 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 50-45
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Crackhead lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead tries a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crackhead smacks Am I Fat? with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Crackhead with a pair of commanding blows to the eye. Crackhead is hurt!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 6 of 22 punches.
Dr. Crackhead won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Crackhead with a volley of quick punches to the temple!!
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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crackhead catches Am I Fat? with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Am I Fat? lands a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Am I Fat? slams Crackhead with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Crackhead tries a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 9 of 26 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 69-64
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crackhead clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crackhead connects with a solid right to the solar plexus! Am I Fat? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crackhead lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Am I Fat? pummels Crackhead with a pair of glancing punches to the eye. Crackhead quickly recovers.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Crackhead hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crackhead attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 5 of 24 punches.
Dr. Crackhead won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead fights inside. (inside)
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+Am I Fat? rocks Crackhead with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Crackhead attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Crackhead with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Crackhead launches a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Crackhead hits with a jab to the nose!
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-Crackhead lunges with a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.
+Crackhead pounds Am I Fat? with a series of nasty punches to the head.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of nice shots to the stomach.
+Crackhead smacks Am I Fat? with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Crackhead launches a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? belts Crackhead with a barrage of shots to the chin. Crackhead gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 24 of 26 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 16 of 38 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-84
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crackhead fights inside. (inside)
-Crackhead tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of punches to the nose. Crackhead quickly recovers.
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-Crackhead tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Crackhead connects with a barrage of punches to the nose!! Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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-Crackhead probes with a right left to the eye, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Crackhead throws a hook to the mouth, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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-Crackhead paws a volley of punches to the head, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
-Crackhead throws a left left to the temple, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Crackhead clocks Am I Fat? with a flurry of quick punches to the face. Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 10 of 36 punches.
Dr. Crackhead won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 97-94
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Crackhead fights inside. (inside)
+Crackhead throws a barrage of shots to the jaw. Am I Fat? gets mad!
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+Am I Fat? catches Crackhead with a mean jab to the stomach.
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+Crackhead jars Am I Fat? with a low blow! This is terrible!
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+Am I Fat? fires a nasty jab to the nose. Crackhead ignores it.
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+Am I Fat? lands a pair of strong punches to the nose.
-Crackhead throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Crackhead probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Crackhead probes with a straight right to the temple, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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-Crackhead throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Am I Fat? pokes Crackhead with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Crackhead hammers Am I Fat? with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 23 of 24 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 13 of 37 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Am I fat? is winning the fight 107-104
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crackhead fights inside. (inside)
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+Crackhead hits with a volley of shots to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Crackhead throws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crackhead tries to land a barrage of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Crackhead attacks with Am I Fat? with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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-Crackhead attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Crackhead rocks Am I Fat? with a series of stiff blows to the nose.
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-Crackhead probes with a volley of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Crackhead tries to land a left roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crackhead probes with a left right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Crackhead landed 12 of 42 punches.
Dr. Crackhead won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 116-114
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Crackhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Crackhead 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Am I fat? wins by decision!
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