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(Super-Bantamweight) Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" defeated SSAM I maybe by majority decision: 115-115, 116-114, 116-113.

Match Tuesday, July 25, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is SSAM I maybe!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Maybe lands a series of punches to the nose.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a series of left shots to the head, but Maybe steps aside.
+Maybe hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Maybe tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis ties him up.
+Maybe belts Grandma Phyllis with a series of commanding punches to the eye!
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+Grandma Phyllis lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Grandma Phyllis hits with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
-Grandma Phyllis fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Grandma Phyllis punches Maybe with a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Maybe ducks.
-Maybe throws a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a straight right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a left straight right to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Maybe tags Grandma Phyllis with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 19 of 58 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 23 of 39 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 10-9


Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Maybe doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of punches to the head, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
+Maybe fires a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of light punches to the stomach. Maybe sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
-Maybe lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Grandma Phyllis strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs. Maybe sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Maybe tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Grandma Phyllis takes it in the forearms.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Maybe escapes.
-Grandma Phyllis launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
-Maybe tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Grandma Phyllis launches a pair of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
+Maybe drills Grandma Phyllis with a painful left to the eye. Grandma Phyllis backpedals to his own corner.
+Maybe connects with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. Grandma Phyllis grimaces in pain.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a cross to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Maybe lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Maybe charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Grandma Phyllis strikes with a series of punches to the temple. Maybe gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 19 of 54 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 19 of 42 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 20-18


Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Maybe doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Grandma Phyllis clocks Maybe with a series of light punches to the jaw!!
-Maybe fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but Grandma Phyllis deftly avoits it.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a roundhouse to the mouth.
+Grandma Phyllis tosses a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a right straight right to the head, but Maybe leaps aside.
-Maybe tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Grandma Phyllis covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a right jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Maybe ducks just in time.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Maybe backs out of it.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Grandma Phyllis hurts Maybe with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Maybe fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis covers himself well.
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+Grandma Phyllis rocks Maybe with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Maybe covers up.
-Maybe throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Maybe tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 19 of 61 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 17 of 43 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 30-27


Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!

Maybe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis fires a series of left punches to the face, but Maybe steps aside.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Maybe tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Grandma Phyllis annoys Maybe with a nice cross to the ribs.
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-Maybe launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Maybe attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Maybe pounds Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the ribs. Grandma Phyllis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Maybe attempts a roundhouse to the chin, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside and laughs.
-Grandma Phyllis tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Maybe charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Maybe ducks just in time.
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+Grandma Phyllis lands a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
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+Grandma Phyllis rocks Maybe with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 19 of 54 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 19 of 43 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 40-36


Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!

Maybe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a cross to the mouth, but Maybe escapes.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Maybe blocks.
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-Maybe paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Maybe hides behind his gloves.
-Maybe throws a cross to the nose, but Grandma Phyllis takes it in the forearms.
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-Maybe fires a series of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Maybe lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the face!! Grandma Phyllis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Maybe tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Maybe ducks just in time.
+Grandma Phyllis catches Maybe with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Maybe covers up.
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+Maybe annoys Grandma Phyllis with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+Grandma Phyllis lands a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Maybe hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Grandma Phyllis fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Maybe hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a straight right to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 16 of 57 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 16 of 39 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 50-45


Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!

Maybe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis launches a left jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Maybe probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Maybe lashes out with a volley of glancing punches to the nose!!
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Maybe ducks.
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-Maybe attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Maybe slams Grandma Phyllis with a solid cross to the stomach.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a right jab to the face, but Maybe ties him up.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Grandma Phyllis attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth. Maybe asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of blows to the head, but misses completely.
+Maybe fires a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Maybe throws a right right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a pair of left shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Maybe covers himself well.
+Grandma Phyllis lands a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
-Maybe throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Maybe fires a volley of punches to the chin.
+Grandma Phyllis thumps Maybe with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 18 of 58 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 18 of 40 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 60-54


Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!

Maybe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a right right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Maybe wallops Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the stomach. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Maybe hammers Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of punches to the temple!
-Maybe paws a left to the stomach, but misses.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Maybe throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside and laughs.
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+Grandma Phyllis throws a off balance jab to the jaw.
+Maybe nails Grandma Phyllis with a jab to the head.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Maybe launches a sweeping right to the face, but Grandma Phyllis ties him up.
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+Grandma Phyllis annoys Maybe with a jab to the mouth.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a left straight right to the chin, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Maybe ducks just in time.
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+Grandma Phyllis punches Maybe with a volley of punches to the chin. Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
-Maybe probes with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Maybe ties him up.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a volley of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 17 of 59 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 19 of 38 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 70-63


Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Maybe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Maybe leaps aside.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Grandma Phyllis tags Maybe with a pair of solid punches to the jaw. Maybe doesn't notice.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Maybe stays away from it.
+Maybe tags Grandma Phyllis with a nasty jab to the mouth. Grandma Phyllis asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a left left to the chest, but Maybe escapes.
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+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Grandma Phyllis clocks Maybe with a wild straight right to the eye.
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-Maybe lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis quickly backs away.
+Grandma Phyllis attacks with a series of punches to the eye!
+Maybe hits with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
-Maybe probes with a cross to the head, but is ineffective.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of left punches to the face, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
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-Maybe launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis quickly backs away.
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+Maybe attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
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+Grandma Phyllis tags Maybe with a cross to the face!
-Maybe lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Grandma Phyllis covers himself well.
+Grandma Phyllis fires a volley of nice punches to the head. Maybe sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Maybe stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 28 of 86 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 21 of 41 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 79-73


Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Maybe solidly lands a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Maybe lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a left jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a pair of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Grandma Phyllis fires a jab to the head, but Maybe escapes.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Maybe hammers Grandma Phyllis with a volley of heavy punches to the head!
+Grandma Phyllis shakes Maybe with a stiff straight right to the ribs.
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-Maybe attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Maybe probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Grandma Phyllis tosses a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Maybe covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
-Maybe tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Maybe smacks Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Grandma Phyllis shakes Maybe with a series of punches to the face. Maybe laughs!
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a jab to the nose, but Maybe escapes.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Maybe takes it in the forearms.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 27 of 89 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 17 of 42 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 88-83


Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Grandma Phyllis nails Maybe with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs!!
-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Maybe hides behind his gloves.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a volley of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Maybe wallops Grandma Phyllis with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Maybe smashes Grandma Phyllis with a cross to the jaw. Grandma Phyllis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Maybe launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Grandma Phyllis takes it in the forearms.
-Grandma Phyllis launches a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Grandma Phyllis hits with a glancing jab to the eye.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Maybe covers himself well.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a left jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Grandma Phyllis fires a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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+Grandma Phyllis fires a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a right jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Maybe probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside and laughs.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Maybe probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Grandma Phyllis narrowly avoids it
+Grandma Phyllis hits Maybe with a series of strong punches to the eye!
-Grandma Phyllis tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but Maybe leaps aside.
+Maybe attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw. Grandma Phyllis ignores it.
+Maybe shakes Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 24 of 84 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 21 of 42 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 97-93


Grandma Phyllis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Maybe probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Grandma Phyllis deftly avoits it.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Maybe fires a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Maybe drills Grandma Phyllis with a volley of punches to the mouth! Grandma Phyllis beats a hasty retreat.
+Grandma Phyllis tattoos Maybe with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a sweeping right to the mouth, but falls short.
-Grandma Phyllis launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Maybe annoys Grandma Phyllis with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Maybe lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside and laughs.
-Maybe tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Grandma Phyllis deftly avoits it.
-Maybe lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis narrowly avoids it
+Grandma Phyllis nails Maybe with a jab to the stomach!!
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Grandma Phyllis connects with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Grandma Phyllis attacks with a pair of quick punches to the head! Maybe gets mad!
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Maybe ducks.
+Grandma Phyllis lands a series of punches to the temple.
+Maybe annoys Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+Maybe nails Grandma Phyllis with a pair of loud punches to the chest!!
-Grandma Phyllis paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Maybe covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 26 of 80 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 21 of 40 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 106-103


Grandma Phyllis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Maybe is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Maybe covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Grandma Phyllis drills Maybe with a flurry of loud punches to the face. Maybe retreats to the far corner.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Maybe ducks just in time.
-Maybe tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Grandma Phyllis deftly avoits it.
+Maybe fires a sweeping right to the temple. Grandma Phyllis falls against the ropes!
-Grandma Phyllis fires a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Maybe attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Grandma Phyllis ducks.
+Grandma Phyllis grazes Maybe with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Grandma Phyllis fires a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Grandma Phyllis tosses a roundhouse to the eye. Maybe quickly recovers.
+Maybe attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Maybe escapes.
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+Maybe attacks with a sweeping right to the jaw.
+Grandma Phyllis catches Maybe with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Maybe ties him up.
-Maybe attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Grandma Phyllis escapes.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Maybe ties him up.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a volley of punches to the chin, but Maybe narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 30 of 98 punches, and SSAM I maybe landed 17 of 31 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 115-113


Grandma Phyllis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 5: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 6: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 2: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 116-114


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 2: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 116-113

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" wins by decision!