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(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated Total Mad Ownage by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, June 24, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Ownage probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
-Ownage probes with a right jab to the chest, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Einstein smashes Ownage with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein wallops Ownage with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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+Einstein tosses a volley of punches to the jaw. Ownage covers up.
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-Ownage probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Ownage backs up Einstein with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Einstein rocks Ownage with a furious jab to the chin.
-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Einstein escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 9 of 39 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 23 of 23 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9


Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Einstein hits with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Einstein pokes Ownage with a stiff straight right to the solar plexus.
-Ownage tries a series of right punches to the face, but Einstein steps aside.
+Ownage whacks Einstein with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Ownage pounds Einstein with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Einstein fires a jab to the solar plexus.
-Ownage paws a series of punches to the chest, but Einstein ties him up.
+Einstein jars Ownage with a nice jab to the ribs. Ownage shakes his head to clear it.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Ownage fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Einstein steps aside.
-Ownage launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Einstein backs out of it.
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+Ownage hurts Einstein with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage throws a series of left punches to the head, but Einstein ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 20 of 71 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 33 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18


Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage fires a pair of right punches to the face, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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+Einstein pounds Ownage with a series of punches to the head.
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+Einstein annoys Ownage with a volley of punches to the nose. Ownage laughs!
+Einstein belts Ownage with a solid straight right to the face.
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+Einstein staggers Ownage with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Ownage lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Einstein smashes Ownage with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
+Einstein hits with a jab to the face.
+Ownage connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Einstein escapes.
-Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Einstein ducks.
-Ownage launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Ownage tattoos Einstein with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Ownage attacks with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Einstein stays away from it.
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+Einstein rocks Ownage with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Ownage fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage fires a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Einstein belts Ownage with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 20 of 72 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 30 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-27


Ownage doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ownage hits with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Ownage attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Ownage punches Einstein with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Ownage attempts a straight right to the face, but falls short.
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+Einstein staggers Ownage with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Einstein pokes Ownage with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Ownage retreats to the far corner.
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+Einstein jars Ownage with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Ownage attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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-Ownage tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Ownage solidly lands a straight right to the temple! Einstein retreats to the far corner.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Einstein stays away from it.
+Ownage throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein hits with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
-Ownage fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Einstein blocks.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 21 of 71 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 32 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 40-36


Ownage doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage fires a left roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage rocks Einstein with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Ownage clocks Einstein with a left to the ribs. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Ownage annoys Einstein with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Ownage wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple!!
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-Ownage launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Einstein covers himself well.
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+Ownage clocks Einstein with a flurry of punches to the eye. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Einstein jolts Ownage with a jab to the temple.
+Ownage hurts Einstein with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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+Ownage hits with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Ownage hits with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Ownage hits with a powerful right to the solar plexus.
+Ownage pokes Einstein with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Ownage throws a series of off balance punches to the stomach! Einstein covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 62 of 73 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 8 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 49-46


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ownage hammers Einstein with a off balance roundhouse to the eye.
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-Ownage attempts a left roundhouse to the chin, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Ownage annoys Einstein with a solid right to the head. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Ownage strikes with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Ownage tosses a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Ownage staggers Einstein with a painful left to the head.
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+Einstein backs up Ownage with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
+Ownage takes charge with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Ownage paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ownage throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Ownage hits with a series of punches to the face. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Ownage catches Einstein with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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+Ownage tags Einstein with a solid right to the jaw. Einstein laughs!
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+Ownage strikes with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw!
-Ownage attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Ownage solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Ownage hits Einstein with a barrage of mean shots to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 55 of 75 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 8 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 58-56


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein hurts Ownage with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Ownage lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage tags Einstein with a quick left to the jaw. Einstein falls against the ropes!
+Ownage pummels Einstein with a mean jab to the ribs. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
-Ownage tries to land a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ownage scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Ownage thumps Einstein with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Einstein laughs!
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+Ownage pummels Einstein with a series of punches to the temple!
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+Ownage suprises Einstein with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Einstein blocks.
+Ownage punches Einstein with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
+Ownage hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Ownage hammers Einstein with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Ownage attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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+Ownage stuns Einstein with a series of punches to the chin!!
+Ownage shakes Einstein with a furious jab to the chin.
+Ownage takes charge with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 54 of 74 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 8 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 67-66


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage tries a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Einstein fires a volley of punches to the mouth. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Einstein tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw. Ownage doesn't notice.
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-Ownage throws a right jab to the ribs, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Ownage jars Einstein with a strong straight right to the eye.
-Ownage lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Einstein ties him up.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of left shots to the temple, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Einstein takes charge with a series of light punches to the head!
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-Ownage launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Ownage launches a left straight right to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage tries a volley of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Ownage thumps Einstein with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Ownage nails Einstein with a sweeping right to the eye.
-Ownage lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Ownage lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein ties him up.
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+Einstein nails Ownage with a loud jab to the face.
+Einstein pummels Ownage with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Ownage falls against the ropes!
+Einstein smashes Ownage with a volley of punches to the temple. Ownage is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 17 of 76 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 39 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 77-75


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Einstein blocks.
+Einstein hits with a flurry of punches to the chin. Ownage doesn't notice.
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+Ownage hits with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Einstein tosses a barrage of light shots to the jaw. Ownage asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Ownage lashes out with a roundhouse to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Ownage attempts a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Ownage belts Einstein with a stiff straight right to the mouth.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein backs out of it.
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+Ownage hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Ownage doesn't notice.
-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Einstein pummels Ownage with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Einstein takes charge with a series of punches to the head.
+Einstein nails Ownage with a series of nasty blows to the temple.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Einstein ducks.
+Einstein rocks Ownage with a series of punches to the stomach. Ownage falls against the ropes!
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-Ownage paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Ownage smacks Einstein with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Ownage tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 18 of 68 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 39 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 87-84


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Ownage launches a series of right punches to the temple, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the face, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Einstein hits Ownage with a volley of strong punches to the temple. Ownage gets mad!
-Ownage probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Einstein attacks with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Einstein ties him up.
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+Einstein pops Ownage with a barrage of solid shots to the jaw. Ownage gets mad!
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+Einstein grazes Ownage with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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-Ownage lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Ownage hits with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 12 of 57 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 28 of 33 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 97-93


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein hits Ownage with a pair of mean punches to the face.
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+Ownage jars Einstein with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
-Ownage tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Ownage scores with a series of quick punches to the chin. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Einstein lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the temple. Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
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+Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Einstein escapes.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein connects with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth!!
-Ownage attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Einstein wallops Ownage with a volley of punches to the nose. Ownage doesn't seem bothered.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Einstein belts Ownage with a pair of wild punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 13 of 57 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 27 of 31 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 107-102


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Ownage is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Einstein pummels Ownage with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Einstein connects with a loud straight right to the chin. Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of roundhouses to the nose, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
+Einstein tosses a pair of crosses to the temple. Ownage is hurt!
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
+Einstein lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Einstein connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Ownage probes with a series of right roundhouses to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Ownage hits with a barrage of roundhouses to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 34 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 31 of 31 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 117-111


Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Mr. Einstein 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Mr. Einstein 117-111


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Mr. Einstein 117-111

Mr. Einstein wins by decision!


          

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