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(Super-Middleweight) Fuzzy Noodle defeated Carl von Clausewitz by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, June 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Carl von Clausewitz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 162 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fuzzy Noodle!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Clausewitz hurts Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz thumps Noodle with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Noodle staggers Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Clausewitz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Noodle grazes Clausewitz with a barrage of furious blows to the temple!!
+Noodle drills Clausewitz with a barrage of solid shots to the mouth!
+Noodle hits Clausewitz with a pair of nasty shots to the nose. Clausewitz covers up.
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+Clausewitz shakes Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs!
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+Clausewitz suprises Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz whacks Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest!!
+Noodle throws a barrage of hard shots to the chest.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz throws a furious cross to the eye. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 29 of 34 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 37 of 38 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 10-9


Clausewitz doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Clausewitz hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth.
+Noodle whacks Clausewitz with a flurry of mean blows to the nose.
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+Noodle wallops Clausewitz with a series of heavy shots to the head.
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+Noodle fires a stiff straight right to the chin.
+Clausewitz wakes up the fans with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle rocks Clausewitz with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz hurts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle belts Clausewitz with a hook to the jaw. Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
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+Clausewitz tosses a hard straight right to the ribs. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Clausewitz tags Noodle with a volley of punches to the stomach.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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+Clausewitz whacks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 29 of 29 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 34 of 40 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 20-18


Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Clausewitz tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters trade combinations to the chin.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle scores with a pair of punches to the jaw. Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
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+Clausewitz drills Noodle with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle clocks Clausewitz with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz whacks Noodle with a straight right to the mouth.
+Noodle smacks Clausewitz with a barrage of light blows to the face.
+Clausewitz pummels Noodle with a barrage of nice shots to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a powerful jab to the eye.
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+Noodle shakes Clausewitz with a roundhouse to the temple. Clausewitz covers up.
-Clausewitz throws a pair of left combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle jars Clausewitz with a volley of nice blows to the head.
+Clausewitz suprises Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 19 of 33 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 39 of 39 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 30-27


Clausewitz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Clausewitz suprises Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz grazes Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Noodle hammers Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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+Clausewitz attacks with a cross to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Clausewitz attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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+Clausewitz lands a series of painful punches to the head.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Noodle tattoos Clausewitz with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth! Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clausewitz hammers Noodle with a cross to the solar plexus.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle catches Clausewitz with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
+Clausewitz thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 42 of 52 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 24 of 24 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 39-37


Clausewitz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz throws a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Noodle tosses a pair of blows to the eye.
+Clausewitz staggers Noodle with a flurry of blows to the eye. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle rocks Clausewitz with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Clausewitz tags Noodle with a flurry of stiff shots to the head.
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+Noodle pops Clausewitz with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
+Clausewitz punches Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
+Clausewitz throws a series of punches to the head.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle tattoos Clausewitz with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Clausewitz probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle nails Clausewitz with a series of stinging shots to the nose. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle fires a furious cross to the head.
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-Clausewitz lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Noodle backs out of it.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hits with a hook to the nose!! Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle annoys Clausewitz with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz drills Noodle with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle rocks Clausewitz with a barrage of wild blows to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 37 of 54 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 40 of 40 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 49-46


Clausewitz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle whacks Clausewitz with a barrage of shots to the chest!
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz tosses a flurry of blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+Clausewitz smashes Noodle with a powerful straight right to the head. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Noodle pummels Clausewitz with a series of punches to the chin. Clausewitz grimaces in pain.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz clocks Noodle with a nasty right to the chin. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clausewitz probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Noodle blocks.
+Clausewitz backs up Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle smacks Clausewitz with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
+Noodle fires a series of strong blows to the nose.
+Noodle punches Clausewitz with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Clausewitz connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+Clausewitz hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 38 of 73 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 24 of 25 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 58-56


Clausewitz is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Clausewitz pops Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clausewitz lands a volley of light shots to the stomach.
+Clausewitz attacks with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Noodle shakes Clausewitz with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Clausewitz beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Noodle pummels Clausewitz with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
+Clausewitz connects with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clausewitz lashes out with a right left to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Clausewitz charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Noodle leaps aside.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Clausewitz probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle jolts Clausewitz with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Clausewitz tosses a pair of shots to the face.
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-Clausewitz attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Clausewitz solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Noodle gets mad!
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+Clausewitz punches Noodle with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple. Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 36 of 63 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 24 of 24 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 68-65


Clausewitz is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Clausewitz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle tags Clausewitz with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of heavy shots to the chin.
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+Noodle connects with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Noodle tags Clausewitz with a strong uppercut to the ribs.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 3 of 8 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 24 of 24 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 78-74


Clausewitz is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Clausewitz tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle lands a volley of vicious punches to the mouth!
+Clausewitz clocks Noodle with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Clausewitz launches a pair of right combinations to the chin, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Clausewitz nails Noodle with a pair of mean combinations to the jaw. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Clausewitz hits with a flurry of loud combinations to the eye. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle pounds Clausewitz with a hook to the jaw. Clausewitz beats a hasty retreat.
+Clausewitz rocks Noodle with a barrage of combinations to the head.
-Clausewitz paws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz lands a nasty cross to the jaw. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of blows to the head!
Noodle lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Clausewitz hurtles to the canvas!!

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Clausewitz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clausewitz paws a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Clausewitz hammers Noodle with a nice jab to the face.
+Noodle hits Clausewitz with a pair of punches to the jaw. Clausewitz grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 18 of 40 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 23 of 24 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-8

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 88-82


Clausewitz is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Clausewitz tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Clausewitz throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Noodle nails Clausewitz with a series of shots to the temple. Clausewitz retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle nails Clausewitz with a vicious roundhouse to the nose.
+Noodle hammers Clausewitz with a series of nice blows to the jaw.
Noodle lands a crashing blow to the temple and Clausewitz falls to the canvas!!

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Clausewitz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clausewitz hits with a loud cross to the face.
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+Clausewitz wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean combinations to the temple. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle rocks Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the head. Clausewitz falls against the ropes!
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clausewitz attempts a right combination to the eye, but flails uselessly.
Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle tags Clausewitz with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Clausewitz lands Noodle with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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+Clausewitz lands a flurry of wild combinations to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the head.
Noodle lands a lightning right uppercut and Clausewitz goes down!!

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Clausewitz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle fires a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Clausewitz lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 11 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 24 of 24 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-7

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 98-89


Clausewitz is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Clausewitz tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clausewitz probes with a left straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Noodle belts Clausewitz with a barrage of furious shots to the face.
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+Noodle suprises Clausewitz with a volley of commanding blows to the mouth!!
+Clausewitz connects with Noodle with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Noodle fires a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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-Clausewitz lashes out with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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Clausewitz tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Clausewitz staggers Noodle with a volley of vicious combinations to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Noodle punches Clausewitz with a pair of mean combinations to the eye.
Noodle lands a tremendous blow to the head and Clausewitz's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Fuzzy Noodle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Clausewitz looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-8
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-8
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-8
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-7

Fuzzy Noodle wins by a knockout!


          

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